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EPIC CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“We Live in the Light of Mother.”
Largest Populations: 6th Most Stationary: 19th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 21st
35.096 billion Demonessians. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Every day is a good day.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 506th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 527th Highest Crime Rates: 939th
17.335 billion Xilftenians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A Paradise of 34 Billion Citizens”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th Most Stationary: 94th Largest Populations: 118th
34.513 billion Ambryians. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Oppression is Progression”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 260th Largest Gambling Industry: 329th Largest Insurance Industry: 334th
10.558 billion child slaves. Barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Benevolent Dictatorship
“God Save The Queen”
Most Stationary: 966th Largest Populations: 5,579th Largest Black Market: 10,288th
18.574 billion Premier Governorians. Compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“E pluribus Unum”
Most Stationary: 6,432nd Most Authoritarian: 7,311th Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,092nd
9.558 billion Guard 96ians. Punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 913th Highest Drug Use: 935th Most Extreme: 1,211th
6.558 billion State of Indianans. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Dancing on rainbows”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 824th Largest Mining Sector: 1,281st Most Secular: 1,770th
5.209 billion Puffandrians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Peace and Justice”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,504th Most Extreme: 1,859th Most Politically Free: 1,872nd
3.17 billion Dediduans. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Welcome to The Velvet Room”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,146th Most Conservative: 1,715th Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,625th
1.956 billion shadows. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
Most Stationary: 2,161st Largest Populations: 9,396th Least Corrupt Governments: 13,197th
14.361 billion Mary Poppins 2012ians. Complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Peace be unto you and you. But not you.”
Largest Populations: 6,044th Most Authoritarian: 6,280th Most Secular: 7,339th
17.821 billion Lord God Himselfians. Compulsory vegetarianism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Slava vojvodine Kranjske”
Largest Populations: 8,936th
14.764 billion Carniolans. Zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Always fried, never baked”
Largest Populations: 3,163rd
23.638 billion Fried Doughnutsians. Compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“WE EXPORT RAPTORS :D”
Largest Black Market: 1,418th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,031st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,069th
12.905 billion Marabecians. Compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and exploding hoverboards.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Oh me! Oh my! What a lot of funny things go by! ”
Nudest: 194th Most Stationary: 5,177th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,048th
11.809 billion Red and Blue Fishians. Ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Satyameva Jayate”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,329th Largest Populations: 15,153rd Most Stationary: 15,388th
11.597 billion Victory Dayians. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Enig og tro”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,289th Largest Retail Industry: 2,916th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,322nd
10.379 billion Ostfelders. Barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,522nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,280th
7.162 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,569th Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,133rd
7.171 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Allāhu Akbar”
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,408th Most Devout: 2,556th Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,298th
7.558 billion Muslims. Sprawling nuclear power plants, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ḥurrīyah, Karāmah, 'Adālah, Niẓām”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,662nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,712th Most Subsidized Industry: 3,278th
6.51 billion Arabs. Rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Garecious shall be forever higher than the stars!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,387th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,542nd Most Influential: 5,984th
5.091 billion Gareciousians. Triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Raise the flag! For the Nation!”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,448th Largest Mining Sector: 1,571st Largest Black Market: 1,700th
5.08 billion Kyiozoans. Parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“No Pomegranates”
Largest Welfare Programs: 7,353rd Best Weather: 8,571st Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,258th
2.293 billion Coluxians. Frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Haha funny MayMay”
Rudest Citizens: 6,657th Most Rebellious Youth: 8,425th Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,506th
1.451 billion Normies. Museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Conservative Democracy
“Don't Recruit Me”
Most Politically Free: 10,409th
8.261 billion Ozias Joramians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“If youth knew; if age could.”
Highest Drug Use: 8,298th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,123rd Highest Crime Rates: 9,792nd
2.249 billion Freuds Childians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,318th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,483rd Most Rebellious Youth: 12,713th
8.571 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Brotherhood!”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,147th Largest Gambling Industry: 7,683rd Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,354th
8.214 billion W84Uians. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
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