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EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Bluer Skies Somewhere”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 106th
16.379 billion Boggovians. National health service, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Ora et labora”
Most Primitive: 243rd Largest Gambling Industry: 332nd Largest Insurance Industry: 467th
9.738 billion Davitians. Lack of airports, pith helmet sales, and exploding hoverboards.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“STANLEY CUP MO F*IN CHAMPIONS FOO!”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th Fattest Citizens: 43rd
31.147 billion Human Beings. Zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Illegitimi non carborundum”
Smartest Citizens: 69th Most Cultured: 131st Most Rebellious Youth: 133rd
13.43 billion This was probably a bad ideans. Smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Release the crazed robot badger with laser eyes!”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th Best Weather: 50th
13.71 billion Badgers. Prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Strength through Adversity”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd Highest Poor Incomes: 5th
19.537 billion Varayushans. Frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All To Approach, One To Rule”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 165th Largest Publishing Industry: 221st Largest Gambling Industry: 240th
27.826 billion Maysinians. Triple-decker prams, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“H to me, H to you, H for all, let's die with a smile!”
Most Developed: 354th Smartest Citizens: 423rd Longest Average Lifespans: 442nd
31.351 billion Pamela And Hepatitisians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Laugh hard, it's a long ways to the bank.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 198th Most Inclusive: 222nd Largest Welfare Programs: 240th
4.813 billion Nostovyans. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Et prospera et Democratia Strenght Libertatis”
Most Influential: 30th Most Efficient Economies: 676th Largest Publishing Industry: 754th
16.161 billion Solleananens. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Socialism will never die but simply rest in a glass box”
Largest Governments: 8th Highest Average Tax Rates: 14th Safest: 21st
34.446 billion Preserved Leninians. National health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 64th Largest Populations: 139th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 563rd
34.423 billion Titanicans. Deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Macedonians United and Free”
Most Stationary: 26th Largest Populations: 575th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,393rd
32.973 billion M A C E D O N I Aians. Compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“A Mare Labor”
Most Armed: 635th Highest Crime Rates: 693rd Largest Publishing Industry: 844th
18.191 billion Nouvelle Picardieans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Freedom is a Right”
Most Stationary: 1,205th Largest Populations: 2,717th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,433rd
24.897 billion Mackenzie Explorerians. Absence of drug laws.
Benevolent Dictatorship
“In Eternal Night, We Exist Forever”
Largest Mining Sector: 1,290th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,531st Highest Economic Output: 1,900th
20.582 billion Mu. Museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Macedonia for the Macedonians”
Most Stationary: 254th Largest Populations: 1,003rd Largest Black Market: 6,690th
31.263 billion B M P Oians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All for one, one for all.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 116th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 150th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 217th
9.483 billion Captiot. State-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Cymru am byth!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 145th Lowest Crime Rates: 326th Highest Average Tax Rates: 814th
10.21 billion Emeraldians. Public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All Hail Weston the Great”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 124th Most Ignorant Citizens: 164th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 219th
10.372 billion Galactistanis. Avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords.
Anarchy
“Nation”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 976th Highest Drug Use: 998th Most Extreme: 1,242nd
7.013 billion Al Bahrayn Stateans. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“A man in need is a slave indeed”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 89th Most Advanced Public Transport: 298th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 305th
8.699 billion Hajirans. Public floggings, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gest only jests about everything bar cookies”
Most Subsidized Industry: 139th Largest Black Market: 216th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 224th
7.617 billion NOrTh pAcIfiC spYians. Ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“All hail God-Emperor Snudgskooge”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 160th Most Influential: 276th
6.746 billion Snoodians. Prohibition of alcohol, ban on automobiles, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extreme: 176th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,182nd Highest Drug Use: 1,207th
5.904 billion Inacleteans. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“When the rest of the world falters, we will prevail”
2.367 billion Mordoulians. Pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“You're not qualified to enter the Chromozone”
3.904 billion Ubbagans. Closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“The Constant Sun”
Rudest Citizens: 314th Largest Retail Industry: 398th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,230th
3.323 billion Omakhs. Free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Treangolism Triumphs O'er the World”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,771st Least Corrupt Governments: 7,497th Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,633rd
2.485 billion Ricanos. Smutty television, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Onwards and Upwards”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,314th Largest Populations: 4,006th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,653rd
21.366 billion Hawaiian Joltzians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
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