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LEGENDARY CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Omnium rerum rattus mensura est”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th Most Beautiful Environments: 63rd Most Developed: 69th
30.506 billion Szczuropoles. Complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“These fragments I have shored against my ruins”
Editor
Most Ignorant Citizens: 307th Most Primitive: 350th Most Devout: 435th
5.239 billion Marsupials. Closed borders, lack of airports, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For the Tsar, faith and fatherland!”
Most Influential: 50th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 388th Most Scientifically Advanced: 419th
18.665 billion Slavorussians. Daily referendums, smutty television, and national health service.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“In hope”
4.715 billion Skylovans. Complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Leading the Sixth Dynasty”
Most Stationary: 1,969th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,646th Largest Populations: 8,819th
14.871 billion Egyptians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Prana ferox”
Largest Welfare Programs: 370thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,351st
10.5b1,211t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 881st Most Stationary: 4,362nd Largest Populations: 15,824th
11.324 billion Min-1ians. Burgeoning Dolly Varden population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Nation”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 972nd Highest Drug Use: 994th Most Extreme: 1,239th
6.377 billion Afghanestan Stateans. Irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Victoriam per fidem”
Most Devout: 430th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 481st Most Corrupt Governments: 533rd
7.544 billion Caeneans. Anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“All the world is subject to Us”
Most Stationary: 8,311th
9.19b246t
Left-Leaning College State
“Karitus omnija honoram”
Best Weather: 5,943rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 6,013th Most Beautiful Environments: 6,298th
2.692 billion Plegeians. National health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Proud to still be playing NationStates”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 994th Most Inclusive: 8,638th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,182nd
2.271 billion Rancorans. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Hierde is Soufrika”
Largest Populations: 3,531st Most Influential: 8,407th Largest Black Market: 12,020th
22.626 billion Soufrikans. Sprawling nuclear power plants and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Paying off Debts”
Most Average: 323rd
7.31 billion House Mormontians. Burgeoning Bear population.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,763rd Highest Crime Rates: 4,076th Most Pro-Market: 5,250th
8.84 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate”
Most Stationary: 4,558th Largest Black Market: 12,753rd Largest Populations: 14,428th
11.889 billion Steeans. Compulsory military service.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We will get there together”
Most Stationary: 3,802nd Largest Black Market: 5,569th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,038th
11.903 billion Vatikirians. Complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates.
Free-Market Paradise
“Seeing is believing”
Most Stationary: 4,052nd Most Influential: 9,755th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,868th
11.683 billion Eowonians. Burgeoning salmon population.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Go wild, it's Gensokyo.”
2.672 billion youkai. Rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Wir werden frei bleiben.”
Safest: 1,501st Most Developed: 1,531st Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,875th
8.686 billion Fremetians. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it don't”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,023rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,410thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,709th
7.77b1,019t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“For a better tomorrow”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,499th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,972nd Largest Publishing Industry: 2,328th
7.686 billion Utopianstateans. Ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Capitalist Paradise
“Novus ordo seclorum”
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,826th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,632nd Largest Retail Industry: 4,783rd
4.881 billion good ol' American citizens. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,654th Most Politically Free: 2,039th Most Pro-Market: 2,288th
5.085 billion Tyagyanyakyachans. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Not all is logical, but there's no harm in trying.”
Most Influential: 610th
4.997 billion Overthinkers. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Dare to Try”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,041st Most Politically Free: 2,470th Most Pro-Market: 2,699th
3.651 billion Kinrossians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“State”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,857th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,489th
2.716 billion Nenetians. Complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,433rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,823rd Most Pro-Market: 16,050th
2.525 billion LKEians. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Strength Through Freedom”
Most Average: 4,950th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,621st
1.758 billion Eagle Sniper Iians. Burgeoning dove population.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate!”
Most Primitive: 16,392nd
1.83 billion FOTE33ians. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
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