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TurtleButtocks's Deck

TurtleButtocks has 45 cards: 1LEGENDARY 1ULTRA RARE 13RARES 25UNCOMMONS 5COMMONS Value...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Corporate Police State
“I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum”
Largest Black Market: 34th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 37th Largest Insurance Industry: 52nd
28.57 billion New Owninglandians. Compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Wolf freedom often means dead sheep”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 311th Largest Gambling Industry: 439th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 849th
5.386 billion Armenians. Parental licensing program, digital currency, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Industry and Power!”
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,123rd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,787th Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,135th
12.631 billion Arkians. Public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
Anarchy
“Don't Recruit Me”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 33rd Highest Drug Use: 41st Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 54th
9.425 billion NNians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Allah, Sūriyya, Bashar wa bas!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,113th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,269th Fattest Citizens: 1,368th
20.835 billion Syrians. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate”
Most Stationary: 3,201st Largest Populations: 12,701st
12.549 billion Tavis33ians. Burgeoning Vippertooth Dragon population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Take Not but Receive”
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,018th Largest Black Market: 1,671st Most Devout: 2,345th
11.912 billion Valean. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 966th Highest Drug Use: 988th Most Extreme: 1,236th
6.627 billion Universal Stateans. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Free Syria! Free Rojava!”
Most Income Equality: 10,856th Most Stationary: 14,986th
7.717 billion Syrians. Compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 2,128th Most Stationary: 9,543rd Largest Gambling Industry: 13,400th
7.306 billion E-Jarians. Burgeoning laughing swordfish population.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“My Reign”
Largest Gambling Industry: 6,482nd Most Stationary: 14,731st
6.968 billion Maylians. Compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Politically Free: 1,593rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,987th Most Pro-Market: 5,073rd
5.716 billion Mountbatten Windsorians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Endure to Achieve”
Most Pro-Market: 2,251st Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,512th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,739th
2.128 billion Aranaustans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“zbraňou, ktorú znášame”
Rudest Citizens: 70th Highest Crime Rates: 253rd Most Armed: 260th
3.991 billion Skavs. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Even In Death We Claim Victory”
Largest Mining Sector: 2,574th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,893rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,158th
3.112 billion Othians. Ritual sacrifices, avowedly heterosexual populace, and aversion to nipples.

UNCOMMON CARDS

Corporate Bordello
“done gone too far”
Largest Populations: 3,687th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,340th Largest Gambling Industry: 5,196th
22.206 billion Gund-Sharonians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“OMG!”
Most Stationary: 1,418th Largest Populations: 4,034th Largest Welfare Programs: 13,964th
21.276 billion Milwaukee Brewersians. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Wisdom, Compassion, & Strength: Peace Through The Kirin”
Most Stationary: 975th Largest Populations: 4,833rd Most Influential: 7,888th
19.781 billion Siosharans. Public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Strong alone, together unstoppable!”
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,655th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,658th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,608th
20.562 billion Comrades. Ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In serving each other we become free”
Most Average: 152nd Most Stationary: 10,009th
7.631 billion Avalonians. Burgeoning red dragon population.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,523rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,139th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,551st
18.254 billion Qasiyans. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Dare we say”
Most Stationary: 1,681st Largest Populations: 5,265th Largest Black Market: 14,620th
19.042 billion Mortimernians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Sanguinas Rouge Delecti”
Largest Populations: 8,396th Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,243rd Most Stationary: 15,168th
15.244 billion Vampyres. Ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“323”
Largest Populations: 13,008th Largest Black Market: 14,422nd
12.462 billion Allied Nationsians. Burgeoning 223 population.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Allahu Akbar”
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,041st Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,267th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,067th
15.188 billion Baghdadians. Deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Remember the titans”
Largest Populations: 12,111th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,563rd
12.787 billion Ungolans. Complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 999th Largest Welfare Programs: 12,069th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,460th
9.816 billion Parhasques. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Highest Crime Rates: 4,075th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,122nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,380th
9.263 billion Parhasques. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Azure Paradise of the Rose Sea”
Most Stationary: 4,154th Most Politically Free: 7,726th Most Influential: 8,921st
11.493 billion Palmas. Smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Liberty and Peace”
Most Stationary: 6,603rd Largest Populations: 15,434th
11.486 billion Gobloneahians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
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