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Democratic Socialists
“Slouching Towards Bethlehem”
Game Mod
Most Stationary: 307th Most Primitive: 655th Most Income Equality: 668th
29.237 billion Monks. National health service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Slouching Towards Bethlehem”
Game Mod
Most Income Equality: 1stMost Stationary: 293rdMost Primitive: 544th
31.3b104t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Slouching Towards Bethlehem”
Game Mod
Most Income Equality: 1stMost Stationary: 293rdMost Primitive: 544th
31.3b104t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Slouching Towards Bethlehem”
Game Mod
Most Income Equality: 1stMost Stationary: 293rdMost Primitive: 544th
31.3b104t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Vote early, vote often.”
Admin
Ballotonia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 63
Largest Populations: 30thLargest Publishing Industry: 129thMost Rebellious Youth: 137th
36.9b11,291t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Libertate Unanimus”
Knootoss was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 255
Smartest Citizens: 29thMost Scientifically Advanced: 38thLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th
35.5b15,968t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“We pawn n00bs”
Editor
Zwangzug was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 233
Most Rebellious Youth: 169th Most Compassionate Citizens: 300th Least Corrupt Governments: 301st
25.891 billion Zwangzugians. Ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The only prescription is more cowbell!”
Game Mod
Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 294th Best Weather: 335th
33.476 billion Mousebumplesians. Rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Caballien Misain Ye”
Grays Harbor was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 288
Most Cheerful Citizens: 346thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 347thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 371st
34.2b8,265t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Caballien Misain Ye”
Grays Harbor was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 288
Most Cheerful Citizens: 346thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 347thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 371st
34.2b8,265t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“If God is for us, who can be against us?”
Most Efficient Economies: 39th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 188th Largest Mining Sector: 219th
23.762 billion Transnapastaini. Unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“hello”
Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49
Largest Populations: 190th Largest Black Market: 938th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,043rd
34.231 billion Crazy girlians. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“You bastards!”
Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 72ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 76thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 81st
32.1b14,790t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Nullius In Verba”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 31stMost Influential: 172ndMost Efficient Economies: 352nd
11.1b3,363t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Nullius In Verba”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 31stMost Influential: 172ndMost Efficient Economies: 352nd
11.1b3,363t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Non Plus Ultra”
Mentor
The Macabees was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 237
Most Efficient Economies: 66th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 130th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 177th
33.726 billion Macabeans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Non Plus Ultra”
Mentor
The Macabees was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 237
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 99thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 156thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 163rd
35.8b12,996t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Do we WHAT in the woods?”
Bears Armed was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 124
Most Cultured: 26th Most Efficient Economies: 81st Most Cheerful Citizens: 103rd
27.391 billion Bears. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare.
New York Times Democracy
“Man i waithtir nin tiruva?”
Admin
Eluvatar was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 129
Most Efficient Economies: 91st Highest Economic Output: 2,053rd Most Influential: 2,400th
25.661 billion Eluvatarans. Compulsory military service, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“...”
Largest Publishing Industry: 512th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,186th Largest Populations: 2,460th
25.673 billion Minoans. Unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st Nicest Citizens: 1st Safest: 1st
34.304 billion Kindjalis. Lack of airports, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1stMost Pacifist: 1stLowest Crime Rates: 1st
36.4b6,927t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1stMost Pacifist: 1stLowest Crime Rates: 1st
36.4b6,927t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 4th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th
34.858 billion Grendels. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Join us or go to hell.
Editor
Most Stationary: 2ndLargest Populations: 116thMost Cheerful Citizens: 274th
42.9b3,386t
Liberal Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Capitalizt
“My peace has always depended on all the ashes in my wake.”
Game Mod
Mentor
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 318thHighest Crime Rates: 1,431stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,470th
18.1b1,711t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Bush sucks!”
Smartest Citizens: 4thMost Cultured: 5thLargest Governments: 13th
34.7b19,882t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Concordia Parvae Res Crescunt”
Glen-Rhodes was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 70
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,159thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,642ndLargest Populations: 3,269th
24.9b3,203t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Iesus via et veritas et vita est”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140thMost Devout: 211thLargest Publishing Industry: 422nd
22.6b5,168t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“A Magnifratre Protegere 「守於大兄」”
Most Developed: 97th Most Subsidized Industry: 102nd Most Cultured: 108th
16.821 billion Cives imperiales. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
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