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by The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux. . 6 reads.

Formal Issuance for the Caution of International Cheese

It has come to the attention to the esteemed leader of Dyzistrolux that certain cheese products originating outside of Dyzistrolux may be hazardous in nature. Several reported incidents within Dyzistrolux include descriptions of severe hallucinations causing individuals to behave in an inefficient manner. One such noted event was attributed to the termination of CEO Anjus Valdebutter after he ordered all employees to sever off their right arm immediately in favour of mechanical replacements. A third of employees complied, they will not be receiving compensation.

Due to Dyzistrolux's complete lack of interest in foreign affairs, it is unknown where exactly these hazardous cheese products came from. Dyzistrolux encourages fellow nations to be vigilant.

The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux

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