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The Sixth Glorious History of The Empire of The Empire of Utopian Cheese – Death and Rebirth
On the year 2018 of the Common Era on the 17th of May, news hit the Empire of the Empire of Utopian Cheese that their beloved leader, Legatus Maximus Falkor Havarti Vinolo, The Supreme Archgouda, had fallen in battle against the dreaded Alexander VI. Overcome with grief, the empire's future seemed grim as it was left without leadership in the middle of the greatest war in the history of Eetrador.Then, a miracle happened. On the morning of the 18th of May, year 2018 of the Common Era, a broadcast was shown across all of the empire showing Legatus Maximus Falkor Havarti Vinolo, The Supreme Archgouda, reborn and giving a passionate speech to his people. Though his form was now withered and skeletal, the Supreme Archgouda announced that he had achieved a dreadful arcane power known as "lichdom", thanks to his cleverly made alliance with the Occluded Empire of Vecna. The Supreme Archgouda proclaimed for all his people to hear, "Though the fool Alexander VI's attack destroyed my body, my WILL is ETERNAL!"
The Supreme Archgouda is no more. He has now assumed the following title: Lich King Falkor Havarti Vinolo, The Eternal Supreme Archgouda. May his reign span eternity, and may he bring victory to the empire in the Eetradorian Civil War.
Lich King Falkor Havarti Vinolo, The Eternal Supreme Archgouda contemplates his next move in the Eetradorian Civil War.