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The History Of Great Uncle Bulgaria

HIs Greatness, Burrow Leader
Great Uncle Bulgaria
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Personal Info

Born:

4th April 1815

Birthplace:

The Old Wimbledon Burrow

Age:

203

Father:

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Mother:

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Gender:

Male

Sexual Orientation:

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Ideology Info

Political Ideology:

True Communism

Economic Ideology:

True Communism

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"We must clear up th litter known as human scum" - Great Uncle Bulgaria
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Great Uncle Bulgaria is the third great leader of earth and supreme leader of all Wombles, he mandates that his tea, biscuits & other food must be correct, otherwise the offending Womble will receive an extremely harch punishment.


















Early Life
Bulgaria was born in The Old Wimbledon Burrow in 1815, he moved to The New Wimbledon Burrow in 1816, and spent 1817-1821 in the womblegarten, under the command of Nanny Alexandria. Between 1821-1826 he was an apprentice of tidying-up.
Life
Between 1826-1856, Bulgaria was a tidying-up duty womble, until in 1856, aged 41 he became a junior advisor to Great Aunt Thessaly, the leader of Wimbledon at the time. Between 1856-1880 he was a junior advisor, until in 1880 he became a senior advisor (aged 65) and became one of the most important Wombles in the Burrow. Between 1880-1900 Uncle Bulgaria was a senior advisor, until in 1900 he was promoted to be a one of two special advisors. Between 1900-1916 he was a special advisor, he celebrated his 100th birthday in 1915. In 1916, Great Aunt Thessaly (who, by this time was 180 years old) decided to retire, she named Uncle Bulgaria as her successor.
Reign and Ideology
In 1916 Uncle Bulgaria had taken over from Great Aunt Thessaly, and had Ironbridge build a new telecommunications system, he remained a successful leader for many years, and it was he who first decided to re-use humans as building materials.
Policies
Since taking power Great Uncle Bulgaria has enacted a series of policies, they have resulted in:
  • Better Re-use or human bodies

  • Beter telecommunications in the Burrow

  • Expansion of the Burrow and population

  • Better technology used throughout the Burrow

  • Better methods for funding and removing rubbish

Political Opinions
Great Uncle Bulgaria believes in True Communism, as Wombles have no state, class or money.

Pro and Anti

  • Pro: Animals, the environment, Wombles, the times, destruction of humanity, biscuits, tea, Tobermory, Madam Cholet

  • Neutral: Technology, progress, invention, Wellington, Orinoco

  • Anti: Computers, human rights, humanity, dodos, swans, owls

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Personal Life
Great uncle Bulgaria spends his free time, reading the times (and doing the crossword) reading books, crushing humans with his stick & painting

Gallery
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