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The Region of Salutations and its Countries - October 2018 (OLD)

Salutations


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Motto: Greetings and Salutations


Founder Nation: The Clavonian Empire
Largest Nation: The Clavonian Empire


Government: Parliamentary Democracy
- Founder: The Clavonian empire
- Vice-Founder: New markesia
- Home Officer: Skibolvia
- Home Officer: Habsburg rotente
- Diplomacy Officer: Trovi
- Diplomacy Officer: Krovistal


Government Buildings:
-Seat of Government: Morkzibu, New Markesia
-Government Building: Parliamentary Building of Salutations


Establishment: January 11th, 2018


Average Human Development Index (NS Version): 39.87


Regional Currency: Salute



The Region of Salutations


Salutations Facts

Salutations was created in January 2018 in the days and weeks after the new year. Fortunately, our leader is freely available to tell us about anything you wish to know about the early days of Salutations.
In its early days, Salutations was a small region, with about 15-20 residents. As a small region with ambitious players, it was also stricken with coups and revolutions, and after a particularly nasty betrayal, the Delegate at the time, Pax americanae, kicked the Founder of the region.
However, after Pax americanae was kicked and banned from Salutations, a golden age of Salutations begun and freedom of democracy was enshrined in the regional psyche. The Clavonian empire has always been in Salutations to preserve diplomatic relations and democracy. Since those fateful days in 2018, he has remained a vigilant founder, watching and protecting the region as it grew and contracted, reaching highs of 102 nations and lows of just 50.
Salutations has not always been neutral, many nations in Salutations have picked fights with other regions. The region went to war with The Gordo Alliance of Got Beef on the orders of Pax americanae. But ever since, Salutations has been committed to peace and prosperity.
We survived those early betrayals, never left under an oppressive regime, never ending. From the Delegacies of New markesia to Habsburg rotente, Salutations has remained forever and we shall always until the sands of time have wiped the silicon of NationStates's servers into the dust.
Salutations has greatly influenced the World Assembly. Our Delegates have come up with a resolution debated around the halls of the NationStates forum.

The Clavonian Empire

The Clavonian Empire, commonly referred to by the name of its' core planet, Clavonia, is an Interplanetary Empire spanning 3 Galaxies. The core planet of The Clavonian Empire contains 1229 million square kilometers and has has an estimated population of 58.7 Trillion. The Clavonian Empire comprises of 3 Galaxies and 329 Billion Planets.

Clavonia was at first inhabited by hunter gatherer tribes. Eventually through technological advancement and an industrious spirit, a nation called Clavonia was formed. It triumphed during its' golden ages and survived its' dark ages. Realizing the key to success was industrial and economic growth Clavonia soon overtook all neighboring powers. With the declaration of The Clavonian Empire on April 21st, 753 BCE, a new nation, and a new empire, was born.

The Clavonian empire is a heavily developed country, with an frighteningly high GDP of $76.31 Trillion Marks. The per capita GDP of 1.3 Million Marks is astoundingly high, considering that the empire has extreme income inequality. The economy is fueled by a limitless amount of natural resources, slave labour, and high productivity, as well as the empires' renowned free market policies. The Clavonian empire ranks highly in Economic Output and Economic Freedom, and lowly in Civil Rights and Political Freedom. The Clavonian empire is recognised as the greatest power in the universe and is the Founder and Supreme Leader of Salutations.

New Markesia

The Serene Republic of New markesia, otherwise known as New markesia, is a large genial nation. The land area of New Markesia is 1.964 million square kilometers and has has an estimated population of 290 Million People. New Markesia also contains much wildlife. Compared to other nations in Salutations, New markesia has the most known species of plants (55,000), freshwater fish (3000), mammals (720), bird species (1832), and reptile species (744).

New markesia was at first inhabited by peasant farmers attracted to the nation’s many rivers. Realizing that balance must be kept between humanity and the environment, Markesians always have understood that their land is like no other and must be protected. Giving up the many natural resources located in the rainforests hurt the economy but through hard work New markesia was able to grow a strong economy that would become the envy of neighboring countries. Unfortunately, The Clavonian empire discovered New markesia in its’ conquests and destroyed the small Markesian military. Now New markesia is a tourist destination for the Clavonian elite and sits at the world assembly as a puppet government.

New markesia is a somewhat developed country and boasts of good infrastructure and high speed trains. The economy is considered secondary to the needs of the people and the country’s markets are heavily regulated. New markesia ranks highly in Environment, Lifespan and Civil Rights, and lowly in Corruption. New markesia is recognised as the current WA Delegate of Salutations.

Communist Markesia

The Divine Commune of Communist markesia, otherwise known as Communist markesia, is a small, pious nation. The land area of Communist Markesia is 109 acres and has has an estimated population of 1000 People. Communist Markesia also contains priceless artifacts. Compared to other nations in Salutations, New markesia is by far the most cultured, retaining a treasure trove of cultural and religious artifacts in its secure underground bunker.

The land comprising Communist markesia has been inhabited by great leaders and evil dictators, attracted to the glory of the sacred land. Understanding that religion is the only true power, Markesians always have devoted themselves to whomever is General-Secretary of the Divine Commune. Although small, the influence of Communist markesia is massive as it is within the walls of the Vatican Compound that the leader of the chuch of Marxist Orthodoxy, Comrade Francis himself, resides. His decrees carry with them the papal bull, and those who disrespect the almighty savior Karl Marx are burned at the stake for their sin. Comrade Francis is rather cruel compared to previous General-Secretaries as he uses the power of the eternal inquisition to enforce his decree that tithe must be increased. Those who practice Marxist Orthodoxy pay 90% of their income to the church.

Communist markesia is a very developed country and boasts of good roads. The military is an elite force trained in the jungles of nearby New markesia (without their permission) and pledge loyalty to the General-Secretary alone. The economy is considered secondary to the needs of the church and the country’s markets are heavily regulated. Communist markesia ranks highly in Piety and Social Conservatism, and lowly in Personal Freedom.

Skibolvia

Skibolvia is a large, genial, left-wing nation off of the coast of Bruce yue. Its general populace is extraordinarily cynical and compassionate, and Skibolvians enjoy their government’s state-planned economy and tailored tax rates. Gun ownership is compulsory, marriage is outlawed (due to its religious origins), and alcohol is strictly prohibited. Major trade partners are The Clavonian empire and Jupri.

Trovi

The nation of Trovi is one of the most pacifistic nations in Salutations. What military that it possesses is mostly antique destroyers that spend more time racing each other than patrolling the coast. Most of the natural resources of Trovi are found in the silver mines in the north and the lush rainforests in the east, but much care is taken to protect the environment.

Mens Alveo

Mens alveo is an economically focused nation, with little civil and political freedoms. Founded by violent separatists, a power hungry dictator soon took control and split the country into a main state, with other notable puppets. Proud for their low tax rates, total lack of welfare and religion, and high obesity rates, as well as their perfect economy and high scientific advancement. This country is a firm believer in flags that aren't just shapes with copied insignias.

The Shadow Puppeteers

The Shadow Puppeteers is the unified state of a group of hyperdimensional god emperors who use mischief as a form of entertainment. Due to their titanic intellects and divine powers from being from the 10^Googleplexianth dimension, these gods have difficulty entertaining themselves because their intellects have a difficult time being challenged. Fortunately, they have 2 primary forms of entertainment. Conquering and enslaving entire multiverses in the shortest amount of time, and enraging lower life forms to provoke war and watch them destroy themselves. A shadow gods merit is based on how many time he has done this, and how fast he has done this. While the stats of the country may not pop out, that is because the Shadow Puppeteer hacked Nation States and formed a clever guise in less than a yocto^googlepexianth second.
Statistics

Numbers of universes conquered: An incomprehensible amount

Level of scientific prowess: Any problem presented was solved with but a thought, these gods have no need for science.

Level of complexity: A Shadowstring(what the universe is really made of) of a Shadow god contains more information that all of the lower universes combined.

Religion: there is no need for god because being a shadow puppeteer is the highest attainable form of existence.

Number of nations enraged: A hilarious amount

Krovistal

Krovistal description

TWIOSSS

TWIOSSS description

Twiosss is a large, stupid nation that has not yet figured out how to use an alphabet, or work with metals. Religion is the staple of Twiossian culture, if you do not pray to their supreme god emperor you are ritually sacrificed, as well as if you’re an even numbered born son. Twiosss is very protective of their environment, they boast over 15000 species of fauna, and 100,000 species of flora, as well as death by coconut for harming an animal or plant. Because of this, there is almost no culture, because the twiosssians are so so stupid they barely even recognize their own sentience. About 25% of Twiosssians are gatherers, eating only plants because of the compulsory veganism. The rest live in mud huts and holes scattered throughout the rest of the country. Twiosss pursues a policy of autarky, because there is no way of contacting them from the outside world, and any foreigners that enter are sacrificed to the god. An interesting note about twiosss is that they are nudists, not by choice, but because they’re unaware of fashioning garments. The high income tax rates don’t matter a lot because they have not developed currency, but a very high percentage of their earnings are put into a volcano and sacrificed. While Twiosss might seems like an easy target, the nations who have targeted Twiosss have all experienced massive natural disasters and disease outbreaks, with twiosss being left alone once these problems occur. However, the ingenious nation of Mens Alveo onced used sky letters to trick 75% of the Twiosssian population into killing themselves, but they too were plagued once they tried to invade. Compared to the rest of the region, TWIOSSS is far more primitive, stupid, and religious, but their environment is worse than New Markesia’s only because they are too stupid to figure out how to maintain ecological balance and prevent disasters.

Habsburg Rotente

HR Description

Imperial Orc Resignation

IOR Description

Pax Americanae

Pax Americanae launched a coup against the democratically elected government of Salutations. Although the nation was ejected and banned from Salutations, the main conspirators refused to leave Salutations alone and engaged in political warfare. Thankfully no major harm was done to the region. We did not let this tragedy become who we are. We became stronger than they ever imagined.
Anschlabaum

Anschlabaum condemnation

Clavonian empire

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