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Jersey Day Address 2018
Citizens of the Bailiwick,
Today marks two friggin' years since this region was founded. Can you believe that? We've quadrupled our population. We've constructed nearly a dozen embassies. We've survived some pretty gruesome Z-Days. On N-Day, we all took shelter and waited for the whole friggin' thing to blow over. Sure, we're not the biggest region, but what other region can claim stronger Jersey Pride? We have a bright and shining future ahead of us!
I am proud of all the progress we've made! In short: Not bad, Region, not bad.
JERSEY STRONG!
His Rotundity, The Bailiff Anthony I