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by The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia. . 362 reads.

The Day of Mmphs and Hrms

January 26, 2019 saw a breaking point for all people faithful to or descended from Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius. The early, rapid completion of the Second Church of Tubbius in Piggy Cliff and the accompanying ceremony saw to a massive Tubbius Magic Surge that pushed Tubbius to 1,100 pounds (eleven Tubbs) and Mrs. Tubbius to 1,000 pounds (ten Tubbs). These events also led to all males in Treadwellia taking on the mmphed speech of Tubbius and all females the hrms of Mrs. Tubbius. An explanation by His Obesity put everyone at ease.

Further developments in the people may arise. As of the morning of the 26th, all of Tubbius' descendants are happily discovering latent talents in crafting and sewing toys by hand. In addition, all members of Tubbius' immediate family put on significant weight with their divine siblings and parents, with the adults rounding up to the nearest fifty pounds and the babies gaining to the nearest ten.

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