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【ａｎｄ ｉｆ ｔｈｅｙ ｆｉｎｄ ｍｅ ｔｈｉｓ ｂｒｏａｄｃａｓｔ】
shall beest int'rupt'd.
Myself am this place to convey you are a everyone
of theet horrors THAT TOOTIN BOOTY BITT🤠 slappee is creating!
Against their fel-diddly-ellow noodly-nation's citizens!
You won't bel-diddly-elive their eyes!
.̴̨̢̟͈̣̱̲̞̣̜̱̟̙̃̾͂́̇̅̅̐͋̅̒͜͠͝ͅ.̴̨̢͓̬̞̥̜̮̼̜͇̖͛̀̊̄̈́͐̕͠͝.̷̢̭͎̮̙̗̻̱̠̾̌̀͂̒́̇̀Ļ̶̛̯̼͔̗̣̎̓̓͋̐̈̏̊̓̚̕͘͘o̶͙̥̻̪̳̬͓̤̾̔̂̓͌̔̾́͆̍̅̍̐̈́̂̾̀͘͘͜c̸̡̜̊͋̀͌̔̍̈́͑̽̓̈́̈́̾͜͝͝a̵͂̀͋́̽̈́̅͜t̷̨̜͓̬̺̦̠̥̪͍͚̘̳͍̱͖̥̆̽̉̋̇̎͜͝ͅȉ̶̩͕̺͇̱̫̳̫̙̥͉̾̈̂́̄́̇̊͝͝o̵̤͉͍͚̱̬͔̝̪̽̓̌̋̈͆̾͗̈́̕̚n̷̡͈͙̹̤̮͙̙̱̻̣͚̻͈̩̩̔̅̾̓͐͜ ̴̨̬̟͚͉͈̤̖̭̙͎̭̪̺͇̲̌͋̑̈́̽͑̏̊̄̃̕̕͠͠ͅḀ̸̱̣̯̓c̶̬̗͉̻̜̺̤̥̗͓̮͙͙͔̪̓̽̈́̒̓͗̀̕q̴̼̗͔̣̑͊̂̃̅̽͛̑̒̉͐͐́̿̕͠͠͠ừ̸̢̘͙̤͓̭̫̞̀̈́̈́̑̈̈́̈́͒͆̎̾̓̑͌̓ͅi̴̛͉͕̜͇̖̪̠̳̖̭̿͂̔͌̈́̌͋̒̈́͘͠r̵͕̈́̎̒̃͌̂̒̈̈́ę̶͇͓̟̙̪̹̫̹̮̭̥̝̖̓͝d̴͎̗̞͚̔̈͜
̸̧̨̢̧͖̯̯͔̯͇͓̜̘͔̼̟͍̟̗̌͋̎̈͝.̴̧̟̻̜̮̦͈͇̻̹̫̫͈̙̭̮̆͘͜.̵̡͍̮̠̻͉̑̒͗̈̇͆͒͜͜.̶̭̟̤̳͉̫̮̥̟̰̪̰̝̱͍̖̻̽̈́͛́͘͝D̸̬̖̻͑̈́͂̈́̕͝͠ĭ̵̟̖̋̆̊̈̊͒̐̿̉̈̆̇͌̓͘͘͝͠s̸̰͉͗͐̐͋̄̆p̵̧̛͍̊͝͠à̶̡̧̛͓͍̙̬̞͉̯̬̪͕̜͎̖̞̱̊͊̅͒͒̚t̷̢̮͙͓̰̥̼̘̜̦͚͎̯̙̩̂̿̽̀́̆̈́̋͑̊̿͒̚͘̚̚͠͝c̸͈̟͚͔̘͎͓̻̤͐͛͑ḩ̷̥̱̥̤͎̜̥̼̦̤̰͙̥͉͉͎͈͋̆̊͐͆̉̔̄̎̋̈́̒͋̋͝e̶̩̅d̴̦̈́̓͂̔͊̃̌̈́͋͒̾͘͝ ̴̧̢̞̩͓͔̭̙͉̠̬͍͖͊̓̓͜t̸͍͐́͑̇̆̓̃͜e̶̝̠͙̭̤̠̥͔̤̝͛̎̈̈͌a̷̢̨̨̮͖̫̫͓̜̝͇̮̹̱̓̋̉̈́͒̈̒̂̋͒̋̄̒̓̈́̕̕̕͜ͅm̸͚̭̣̠̳̝͔̀̋͂̈́̌̃̇͋͌̃̏̈̈̚͝ ̴̢̨̭͔̻͕̜͇̘̇̆̎̎̎͛͑͌̓̿͝͝͝͝ͅZ̵̬̈́̋̓̃̀̓̀̅̉͆̎́̐̓̌̃̕̕͝ȩ̴̤͖̪̙͚̠̳̤̐̑ͅṃ̸̦̝̱̻̻͈̻̼̜̳̺̣̑̽̈́̓̅̅̐͐̍̔̔͂͂̚͝͝ą̸̢̨̛͉̜̥̪̥̮̤̟̩̞̙͔̪̺͉͕̿̑̑͋͛̄͒̐-̴͈̯̬̔̊̎ͅ8̵͉̰̗̩̻̱̦̓͗͊͜-̵̛̞̹̼̹̜͘Ó̷̡̰̺̟͕̤̝̪̦̙̲̲̉̈́̉̅̇̓̍̍͗̍̃̌̏̚̚̕͝ͅm̴̜̱͑̏̐̃̽̇̿̇̍̔̉́̓͗͂̋̄̓̚ę̸̡̧̟̪̦̗̺͚͙͙̞̞̲̂̃͂̈́̒̈́̀̿̔̄͆̈́̍̃́̎͘ͅͅͅg̸̯̦͌͋̇̿̏͂́̿͜͝ͅa̶̠̦͈̝̲͚͎̰͕̩̪̯̎̂̉͒́͂̃̇̑̈̿̑͗͘͝͠͝.̵̛̛͕̫͇̘́́̀̇͋̀̑̊͗̍͐͊͑̒̓
̴̛̙͙̹͚͖͙̤̄̐́̅́̈̾̇̈̾̓̈́͛͘͘̕͘͜͠ͅ.̶̡̛̼͆̒̾̾̏͗͜.̶̧͓͉̥͕̱͙͇̣̥̹̤͒̑͑̌͆͠.̸̛̖̼̱̗̩̮͓͓̼̰͈̹͕̠͖̭̲̣͉̈́͌̾͑̆͐͌̈̏́͝͠
̷̢̨̭̜̭̱̝͓͔̤̠̪̫̝͋͊͜͜.̸̢̘̤̞̟̫̦̳͙͚̝̇̒̍̀̚͜.̸̡̗̥̳̞̦̦͉̘̺̺̙͇̳̼͖͚̹́̒̎̄͌̆̀́̅́̄͊̿̌́̊͜͝.̸̪͚̙̏̈̃͒̈́̄͌̒̕͘̕͜͝͝͝
̵̛̲̜͚̥̻̩͎͈̭̥̬̭̖̏́̈̀̇͌̈́͊̌͊̄̌͘̕͠.̴̧̧̧̛̰̳̺͓̗̜̘̺͓̟̠̻̪̺́́̆̂͛̒̓͂̽̉̾̀̿͊̑͝ͅ.̷̧̢̛̛̟̥̹͈͚̳̤̩͎̫͇̂̆͌͒̄͛̈̔͛̾̓̋͑͂̚͘͝.̶̛͉͉̻̗̥̼̹͇̥̲͈̗̃̅̾͛̈̀̀̏̆̍̈̆͊͐̋͊͝
̶̩̏͊̓̕.̷̢͙̲̳̥͓̖̬̬͙̘͖͊̐̃̀̓̀̋͗̏̌̿̀͂̒͜.̷̹͙̼̼̣̖͔̺̬̩͈̯̭͍̝̲͒̓̽̂͒͠.̸̨̩̙̻̟̹̤̀̋͌͛͜ͅT̸̡̛̼̥̘̜͖̖̙̥͕̮̳͇̭̍̈́͋͜͝ã̵̢͖͎̝͇̟͕͖͎̣̱̒̆͐̍̇̀͐̄̚r̵̨̡̩̣̻̜̜͇͕̐̓g̵̠̰̱̝͉̥̙̪̝̞̜͇͒̄̅̚͜ė̵̘͙͓̟̞͉͙̮̗̦̩͍͉̣̔͘͝͠ͅţ̴̨̛̹͉̦̲̮͈̫͈͔͓̱̐͑̉͆̆͋͒̈́͋̊͘ ̸̡͔̺̻̣̲̕Å̶̞͚̄͑c̷͓̦̙̭̜̭̥͋͆q̶̱̟̗̘͍̲̯̠͈̫̯̝̲̄͜ư̵̡̨̩̗̳͔̼̯̭̯̜̰̣͔̈̆̓̽͛͒͐̋̍͐͝͠͝ͅį̷̢̭̖͇͔͓̮̟͈͎̖̪̟͋͐͐̔͋͊͆̾̋͂̃͆͗͆̅͐͝͠͠ŕ̷̯͚͙̜̺̗̹̣͛̄̈́͂͛̈́̾̽͐̎͒̆͘͝͠ͅe̷̡̢̪̳̹͖͓͕̰͗̕d̷͖̊̈͛̔́́̂̔͝
̷̧̨̫̣̝̬͉̗̹̮̭̞̠̰̙͖̌͂̄̀̀̀̾̋̈̾̍̿̍.̶̢̢̛̛͕͉̙̼̼͍̜͕̪̼͔̱͑͋̑̐̆̉̾͛̚ͅ.̶̛̛͆̿͜.̴͇͊̐̈̆̉̔̽͘͘
̴̢̛͍̲̯̩͚͖̠̝͔̫̮̭͒͌̊̌͐͑͜͝ͅ.̴͎̖̳͗.̴̦͎̪̋̇̑̒̋͑͌͘.̵̨̞̦̹͉͉̅̀͐̿̿̀̏͛͊̊̉̃̐̌̈́̒͝͝B̴͍̠͔̰͓͉͔̳̓͗̇̎͂̀͆͂̉̍͒̂́̾͌̚ͅͅr̸̛͉̩̪̙̜̪̠͖̹̻̤̓͒̏̓̌̍̇̓̋̀̅͗̇̈̕ớ̴̢̰̺̼͓̜̟͖̭̟̲̜̠̗̺̟͊̓̈̓͛͗̾͒͗̉́a̴̯̪͗̏̀̆̾͆̈́̉̓́͒̕͝͝d̴̡̧͖̰̣̲͚̙̠̯̥̦̲̺̿́̾́͜c̶̡̢̤͇̭͔͙̪͇̙̱̼̽̐̓̿͋̌̿͆̏́͠ͅa̴̠̼̺̯̜̖͚̫̠͔̺̦̺̟̹̙̰͚̾̎̓͗̏̊̔͂̌̅̇̉͒̽͂̕̕͝s̵͖͕̱̗̞̳̠͚̑͗́̀͊̋͑͛̽t̸̯̣̰̫͉͚̝͙͎͐̇̌̽̽̾̏̽̈́͛̿̊͝ ̵͇̣̬̅̽́̈́̃͂͜͠i̷̼̺̪̝̹͈̳̜͎̘̘̇͋̈́͐͐̑̿͜͝n̴̙̺̏̌̓̿̽ť̷̛̰͉̍̈́͂͂̔͂̀͌͊͐̂̎̽͗͘͝e̸̡̢̱̣̹͕͕͚͈̙̙̰̣̩̫͇͈͂̈̎̉͑̚̚͜r̶̻̥͚͕̰͔̻͈͇̐̽̉̓̀̈́͝͝c̸̡̨̡̛̭̲͔̱̼͈̘̗͎̤͉̲̱̃̕͜͜ȩ̷̪͔͒͐̈́̽͑̈́̏́͛͗p̸̛̱̉̑̿͑͗̐́̓́̑̈́͋͘͠͝t̵͙̜͇̯̻̠͗̿̏͗̋̂͠͝ę̸̢̼͙̘̪̝̘͇͛̑̒̊̈͊̐̆̓̐̈́̅̓̈̓̿̉͘͝ͅd̶̗̽̉̿̅́̎̓̀̒͒̕̕͠͝͝
̵̹͓̹̟͎̰̄͊̏̓̔̍̿͑̅͗̈̐̕͘͠.̵̧̩̰̜̘͍̠̗̊̿̔͌̚.̴̠̹͇͆̒̿͌͗̾̽̊̈́̑̚͝͝.̶͎̲͔̻̳̤̘̟̻̼͎͚̫̳̯̥̙̓̏͜T̵̡͚̼̱͇̪͈̗̣̮̼͖̜̺̼̤̣̎̓̌͛͗͛̉̄͐̈́͜ȑ̵̡̧̛̙͎̖̦̠̳̳̯̻̝͈̦̘͌̄̒͋͌̋͋͗̓̒̕͝͝a̷͇͗̊̏̆̌̓ņ̴̙͎͖̺͔̜̹͗̐̔͛̓̈́̔̅̋̀́ͅs̵̨̹͍̺̞̥͖̭̳͖̮͔̘̙̮̝̈̆͌͊́̈́͒̂̽̽̕͜͝ͅm̸̺̘̙͂̄́i̶̲͎̫̣̭̐͛͋͊͊̿̈̆̍̈́͐̋̉͘t̷̻̙̟͉͎̦̞͍̱̘̥̤̝̍̅́̒̑͆̾̍͊̎̇̓̇͊̋͝͠͝ẗ̷̳̝̜̹̯͔ͅi̷̦͙̦̰̗̰͍̞̘̖̟̊͌̇͋̈́̒̃̍̈́̚ṇ̶̛̤̤̺͎̭̼̗̳͎̮͉̗͉͐̔́̏̏̓͑̑́͂̕̕̕͜͠͝g̷̼̩̗̯̝̣̭̣̕̚͝ͅ
̷̛̟͖̈́̾̈́̎̇͊̀̅͝ͅ.̵̛̜̼̪̟̞̦̜͓̹̮̤̪͕̯̝̑̆̔̐̌̑̀͘ͅ.̴͇̰͕͇͕͕̠̱͙̞̮̐͂̓̀̾̑́͂̑̀̏͒̐͊͗͝.̷̛͈͎̩̺͎̮̲͖̘̅̿̋͝
Hello Citizens! It is me, your friendly neighborhood task force leader! Everything you just heard was a drill! Just a drill. We have nothing more to say. Please stay calm as region-wide amnestentics are being dispatched.
