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Police raid on Library uncovers secret Capitalist meeting
This is a link to the Snoodian archives which contains all dispatches.The Snudgeskooge’s Palace Herald
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29/Novoskooge/2042
29/Novoskooge/2042
Police raid on Library uncovers secret Capitalist meeting
Members of the Snoodian police arrested eight members of the lucrative TBSTCM (The Bettering Society Through Capitalism Movement) as they sat around and plotted to bring the Snoodian economy down. Interrogators learned that TBSTCM was a rogue organisation that was tied to the Brazilistani Freedom Fighters, the group responsible for the continued conflict in Occupied Brazilistan.
As a consequence, local authorities will be given the funds to implement Library Compliance Officers, who will be tasked with keeping the peace within library and are authorised to use lethal force when necessary. Military patrol routes will also be changed to better secure the streets and more checkpoints will be erected across Snudgeskooge’s Palace.
Police powers have been broadened so as to crack down earlier on such activities as have been conducted by TBSTCM. Funding will also be put into securing the border from such poisonous ideas as have been exposed today in order that Snoodum remain strong and its citizens healthy and happy.
Written by Justin Jautin, Editor of The Snudgeskooge’s Palace Herald.
May we civilise the world with an iron fist.
