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The Snoodian Consulate Safety Act

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The Snoodian Consulate Safety Act

TWENTIETH OF SNOODIMAY, 2038

The Almighty God-Emperor Snudgeskooge has hereby declared that all foreign consulates within Snudgeskooge’s Palace shall be required to be bugged, have their phone lines tapped, be fitted with listening devices, cameras and metal detectors.

The aforementioned precautionary measures will be generously provided by the state. Counter-Terror Command will have full unfettered access to all information taken by consulate surveillance equipment. If any equipment is tampered with, consulate staff will be taken in for questioning and a skeletal crew inserted into the consulate for the duration of the investigation.

The new law will go into effect immediately as of the time signed and will be enforced with full authorisation to use brutal force by the ever vigilant and glorious police force. If needed, the military can be called in to conduct an extended consulate siege. Any laws in conflict with this new legislation are hereby declared null and void. Any protestors to this magnificent law will be shot on sight for endangering national security.

This law was introduced by God Emperor Snudgeskooge to ensure the longevity of Snoodian interests both at home and abroad.

May we civilise the world with an iron fist.

Snoodum

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