A collection of Snoodian Foreign Ministry correspondence taken from employees computers when on their lunch breaks

This is a link to the [url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=970081]Snoodian archives[/url] which contains all dispatches.

[b]Below is a collection of correspondences between the Snoodian Foreign Ministry employees and their Mzeusian counterparts when on their lunch break. This has been released in order to further Snoodian interests and values both domstically and abroad. [/b]

[nation]Snoodum[/nation]

[box]Finish the below sentence.

Harry and Bob met up for[/box]

[nation]Mzeusia[/nation]

[box]Their traditional Monday wrestle behind the carnival.

Finish this: Harry was feeling happy as he saw Bob's face, but...[/box]

[nation]Snoodum[/nation]

[box]what he did not see was the waitress fall over the old man's leg behind him.[/box]

[nation]Mzeusia[/nation]

[box]He did however, hear the scream and crash as the waitress dropped a tray of drinks.[/box]

[nation]Snoodum[/nation]

[box]Finish this:

June snuck up on Sally, her...[/box]

[nation]Mzeusia[/nation]

[box]colander perched precariously on her head.
Finish this: Arnold swept the floor with explosive movements because...[/box]

[nation]Snoodum[/nation]

[box]he was damned if he was going to fail to put across King Borund's insanity on the last night of his otherwise esteemed acting career.
Finish this: Gerald got into his car, turning the music up and forgetting that he hadn't...[/box]

[nation]Mzeusia[/nation]

[box]disposed of the week old body that was sitting in the back.

Bartholomew rose from his bed with a frown. He could hear a noise that... [/box]

[nation]Snoodum[/nation]

[box]sounded like the noise last week that had heralded the destruction of his front door and the cracking of his walls.

Finish this: Sarah smiled. She would have her revenge one day after...[/box]

[nation]Mzeusia[/nation]

[box]Mark had given the green light on her plan.

Finish this: The mango flew at light speed due to[/box]

[nation]Snoodum[/nation]

[box]the quangodongo paste having reacted violently with the phosphorutican particulates in the underground cavern where Victor was conducting his experiments into the permeability of the earth's crust to Blueiron radiation.

Finish this: The rumour spread quickly of what had happened that day. Three people in hospital due to [/box]

[nation]Mzeusia[/nation]

[box]Erma's garden defence system, consisting of bear traps, small explosives and dogs.

Finish this: The clown collapsed in his trailer as he read about...[/box]

[nation]Snoodum[/nation]

[box]how pineapple soup was made using one large pineapple, five-hundred grams of flour and a sprinkling of diced chilli peppers.

Finish this: Grace aimlessly hopped around her garden, unknowingly...[/box]

[nation]Mzeusia[/nation]

[box][strike]walking into Erma's garden, and setting off a small explosive.[/strike] leaving her back door unlocked and letting in the thief who had been waiting there for over 48 hours.

Finish this: When it was completed, the temple looked magnificent, and...[/box]

[nation]Snoodum[/nation]

[box]delicious, having been constructed out of red and white sun-baked sugar bricks and cookie columns.

Finish this: The bright sun beamed overhead, everything was looking good and Kate...[/box]

[nation]Mzeusia[/nation]

[box]Regretted contracting that highly contagious disease that meant she was currently in quarantine.

Finish this: Geraldine's biggest fear was that, during her wedding ceremony...[/box]

[nation]Snoodum[/nation]

[box]Jennifer, her pet parrot would repeat all the racy text messages from Gordon that she had been singing at the top of her lungs while Terry was away at work.

And that closes this fun exercise. Perhaps there will be more in future.[/box]

[b]The Snoodian official's lunch break ended here. Perhaps the Ministry for Art, Culture and Values will release more comedic articles such as this.[/b]

Here is a link to the Mzeusian dispatch on this exchange: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1238434