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TheNeoMag Issue V | War-torn

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Welcome to NeoMag, the best magazine in Neosis!

Today's issue is very bloody, with details about the 2nd Great Neosian War!

In our last issue, we discussed the last war, over Blaxaham. The war lasted a week or so, and ended in victory for the Slyths! Slytherinity declared war on Blaxaham, the united forces of Blaxlands and Tubeaham. In this issue of Neomag, we have a special scoop about the more recent war.

Slytherinity declared war on Tubeaham, and for the exact same reason as before.

Jolly good land!

This was a much longer war, and with a much more confusing end. No pact was written, no treaty was signed, but the war has stopped. Slytherinity and his allies were fighting Tubeaham, alone, but he was holding on. By a thin thread. Even Cendition, our most respected Supreme Leader, joined the fight opposing Tubeaham. Things were looking bad for him.

Fortunately, Tubeaham is a master of Ridiculous War Roleplay {RWR}. He made claim after claim, denying all opposition. Kirbysuperstar was captured, and the Allies were closing in. Even Tube's old ally, Blaxlands, turned on him and joined the invasion force.

Just before it was too late, Tubeaham pulled out his ace-in-the-hole. He made an emergency pact with Blaxlands, giving Blax all of his own land, and claiming that none will go to the other invaders. This was a nice move, and was a key point in the end of the war. But sadly, Slytherinity was still smarter.

The following information was acquired by the peaking eyes and listening ears of the beloved Reporter S. Slytherinity, right after being cheated out of land, has a lengthy meeting with Blaxlands over territory. The final agreement was that Blaxlands would recieve one third of Mainland Tubeaham, including Northern Tube Archir. The rest of the land will be divided between the allies. Tuba, if you're reading this, I'd like you to know that you have no say in what is happening with your land. It is Blaxlands land, and you are a helpless spectator.

The elections are coming up, and Slytherinity is running for delegate. Please have your vote ready!

The war is over, and so is this Issue of The Neomag. The Head Editor is going on a 2-week trip, so the next Issue is still a dot in the distance.

𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖇𝖞𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖓𝖔𝖜, 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖘, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖊𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖊𝖝𝖙 𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖚𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕹𝖊𝖔𝕸𝖆𝖌!

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