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by The Empire of Lugmeltistan. . 2 reads.

Who is Adrianic Ravenheart? - by *error* „˙øÒ¨©å®∂´¬†ø˜‰´å¬¬¥ˆß *error*

(The following article was leaked onto the internet. To this day, nobody has figured out the name of the original author or authors, nor the person or persons who posted it.)

The world first caught a glimpse of this self-professed "humble Public Servant of The Empire of Lugmeltistan" in a post on the Lazarus Regional Message Board yesterday. Before then, none in the international community had ever heard of him, but he is no new face in Lugmeltistan. At least, no new figure, that is, as there is not a single person who has seen him or heard him speak knows what he looks or sounds like. Indeed, it is reported that even those who look at and converse with him at point-blank range aren't fully aware of his body, face, or voice. Photo and video footage is no help as he has the same effect on people who look at those. Audio recordings are just as useless, as people who listen to them come away knowing what he said, but not how he sounded.

When the only remaining descendant of the Ravenheart family, Kate Artisan, was questioned, she said she "...know(s) for a fact that there has never been a Ravenheart named Adrianic, and he is in no way related to anyone." She went on to say that the only one who knows the answer to that which you seek is Diamond Artisan, whose entire nine feet and seven inches suddenly stepped out of the shadows to say "I'll tell you exactly who he is. He is , and he is and , and we all . You couldn't comprehend that, though, because only I have the ability to."

In the end, it seems that nobody will ever know who I really am...

The Empire of Lugmeltistan

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