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by The Democratic Christians Annex of Kaiserstate. . 8 reads.

Constitution of us, the Idiots

Prologue, or... preamble or whatever...
Us, the Idiots of the world, have somewhat come together, in our most smallest amount, to share and try to get our stupid ideals and strifes. That it why we, a very small amount of the world’s Idiots, have agreed to come together, for this idea or goal, or... whatever it’s called...

Article One
—Section One—
-Clause One-
The Founder has Supreme Executive power, and they will forever, unless the Region or Founder dies or something.

Article Two
—Section One—
-Clause One-
The Regional Government is comprised of three current seats of power, each simultaneously independent and interdependent to each other. They will only ever be occupied by puppets/annexes of the Founder nation or those who are deemed trustworthy by the Founder to prevent upheaval or some other over-throw-ing event. The Chairs have their own individual powers within the Region to keep the peace, uphold rules, punish ass-hats, and represent the Region.

—Section Two—
-Clause One-
The World Assembly Delegate is responsible for Regional representation in the General Assembly. Whenever something is being deliberated in the World Assembly, the WA Delegate shall make a Regional Poll to provide the Delegate insights into the Region’s majority opinion on said topic, although this is not required. They do not have to vote in the WA in accordance with the majority. If multiple WA members exist within the Region and a relatively “good” sum of the majority do not like another WA Delegate for whatever reason, the other WA members can vote them out, provided the reason is plausible.

-Clause Two-
The position of World Assembly Delegate will be permanently refused any Executive Powers, so long as this Constitution stands. This is done to prevent and deter raiding.

-Clause Three-
The WA Delegate has the responsibility to find -and report to the current active leading Secretarial Chair holder- any nations that do not abide by International Law, outlined by the WA. Those nations will not be punished, more so than just outlined by leadership in a census of “things done by nations of the Region that are against International Law”. It’s for record purposes, really. This thing, actually, like... nobody’s gonna care if this is actually done or not... like, seriously...

—Section Three—
-Clause One-
More Secretarial Chairs may be added by current Chair holders for whatever reason, provided all acting Chair holders (in the case the Chair holding nations aren’t all puppets/annexes to one another) and acting WA delegate can come to a consensus that this new Secretarial Chair position is necessary and/or proper.

Article Three
—Section One—
-Clause One-
The political practices, normals, and political basics of this Region will more than likely change, evolve and adapt. This is something that may need to be done via Regional action, or may simply happen out of sheer confidence and/or unintentionally change from legislation passed or decisions made by the Chair holders or Idiots of the Region. As such, the Constitution can -and will more than likely- evolve with time and adapt to the times. Be that new morals or thought processes, new normals, or anything that could directly or indirectly effect the ways politics is practiced in this Region. As such, this passage of this Constitution will allow the following, which will in-turn allow itself to evolve with the times; this Constitution can be added to, wording changed, passages re-written, or clauses cancelled out. These Amendments are allowed for this Constitution, by this Constitution, to help and keep this Constitution alive and functional.

—Section Two—
-Clause One-
In the case of, and only of, such abundant amounts of extreme political party inefficiency, this Constitution allows itself to be heavily reworded or rewritten. As said, this can only be in the case listed above, and the purpose of this Clause is to ensure political stability of the Region, if, for whatever unforeseen reason, this Constitution can no longer efficiently provide a basis for Regional politics.

-Clause Two-
The Constitution, only in a case more extreme than that listed in this Article’s first Clause, can be completely rewritten, so long in the case that the most basic of basic political ethnics of this current Constitution are left in tact.

-Clause Three-
In the completely and utterly unforeseen and God forsaken event that this Constitution can no longer, what-more-ever and whatsoever, provide a necessary efficient, functional, and stable backbone of political basics of politics ethics, and can no longer, in any way, shape or form, sustained an actual sustainable form of Government, Region and Regional politics, then -and only then- can a consensus of every and all nations and leaders of this Region can come together in a Constitutional Reformation Inquiry, to decide via two-thirds majority vote of popularity, to completely and utterly shelve, forget, abandon, deform and dissolve this Constitution, and together, deciding on topics and points however deemed appropriate, can completely and utterly rebuild a new Constitution, from the ground-up, to ensure domestic prosperity.

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