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Mooning the Flag
The great nation of Absentia wishes to notify all concerned that we are prepared to honestly and fairly handle any cases of extraplanetary flag theft, as detailed in issue "Mooning the Flag." It has come to our attention that one advisor sensibly recommends enlisting the famously impartial Absentian judicial system for such cases:"“Damn Dàguó doofuses, dropping in where they’re not wanted!” complains border control officer Billy Rodriguez, attempting to find the landing site through a small telescope. “Give us the say-so and we’ll put out a warrant for these vandals! If Dàguó doesn’t extradite them, we’ll just have to prosecute them in Absentia.” "