DO NOT VOTE MONKELANDD

on the discord i was talking to Nationific a🅱️oot the election. and then i said:
"if aren goes uncontested i will run for pm"
aren did not go uncontested, owl is stepping up for the fight (hoot hoot). 🅱️ut i thought may🅱️e i could run, for the memes. so i aksed da peeps on discord and they said i should run.

so, i will have to do this now, 🅱️ecoz, u no, democrse and al tht. i wan t to make on thing cyrstle clear:
I DON'T NOT NOT AREN'T NOT WANT TO 🅱️E PM
so, DO NOT VOTE FOR ME OR I WILL GET OWO TO SLAP YOU.

my pleadges:
free potatoes for all
a mandatory hourly government- sponsered rickroll
the abolishment of non-junk food
spam only
spam only
spam only
communication only through rick (astley or sanchezz) quotes
no turing into pickles, unless you have a portal gun
no more 'b's, just 🅱️s

a🅱️oot me: im british and drink tea so deal with it. i used to support labour but then corbyn happened so i switched to monster raving loony party.

my campaign anthem: greatest album ever. i will make this the official anthem of thalassia.

UPDATE: Grey county will be my deputy if i win (i hpoe i dont)
alsoo Nationific will 🅱️ my 🅱️ribery official