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The Golmak Times:The King appoints a new religious advisor! The book Storm Wizard is banned!

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The King appoints a new religious advisor!

King Erick II have been looking for a religious advisor ever since his last advisor passed away because of cancer. Today, the King have finally found a new religious advisor! 62 year old Richard Bollivick have been appointed as religious advisor by our king. The former pastor and religious talk show host have promised to bring an end to degeneracy and sin in our country, he have also promised to fund more churches. King Erick II have put his trust in the former pastor and we at The Golmak Times wish him all the best.

The book Storm Wizard is banned!

The bestselling book Storm Wizard have been banned by our king. The popular book was banned because of sinful imagery on the book. This was reported to be one of the first things Richard Bollivick has done since his appointment as religious advisor. All books that promotes sin and degeneracy will be banned alongside Storm Wizard. If you own a copy of the book, please turn it over to the police or to your local library.

The economy is rising!

The brilliant policies of King Erick II have worked out for our country. The economy has risen to a level that has never been seen before! It is a record for our great country! Our mining industry have boomed and it will continue to do so. We can only thank God and our King for this miracle.

Thank you folks for reading this edition of The Golmak Times. Make sure to read the next installment to get the best news that you can. Our newsletter is approved and funded by the King and it is the most trustworthy source of news that you will find in our great country. God Bless our King,and God Bless our country.

Golmak

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