THE FWO TIMES
The truth for the people, by the people
Today, this newspaper is back on the market after a few days of break. This happened after I took a break from NationStates because of exhaustion. But now, I'm back and ready to publish new issues of the FWO Times.
Yesterday, Socialist States of Ludistan declared that the London Convention is not official. This happened after Franco-British-American Empire and Cong ress Poland made the London-Warsaw Conventions on Crimes Against Humanity in the Generic Region RMB. Ludistan said that they will hold an official convention in FWO Parliament. This will undo progress worked on by the aforementioned Franco-British-America and Congress Poland in Generic Region. The "official" convention has not been held yet, but it will soon.
In the past few days, First World Order has gotten many immigrants. These immigrants include Xeosia Later, Pigeonstan and many more. This happened after FWO got a lot of The North Pacific residents and thus other residents followed suit. Now, the migration seemed to have calmed down.
Today, the DF race is back in action. The DF Race is a race to get the highest DF in First World Order. "Contestants" in this "race" include Bala Mantre, Third Soviet Union, Franco-British-American Empire, Werfond and many more. Werfond and FBAE have been in a thrilling race through 11 thousand and are now competing for 12 thousand. A new challenger also arrived by the name of The Hellcatian Empire and has toppled Bala Mantre, scoring an all regional high of 25 thousand, making him a valuable ally. But the question is up, what will happen next in the race?
The NSNBA Playoffs 1st Round is over and here are the matches for the 2nd round.
Today's Featured Nation:
The Flamingo Monarchy of Jodilee is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 626 million Jodileeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washiluli. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jodileean economy, worth 78.9 trillion Joleeses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,095 Joleeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jodilee's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jodilee is ranked 189,793rd in the world and 299th in First World Order for Most Avoided, scoring 0.65 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.