The Big Iron

"In case any of y'all were dun thinkin' about fightin' me wit' your powerwank army, I have news for you. This 'ere is bubba, and he has the big iron, the one that dun shot Texas Red. If you even tink of landin' you damn tanks in my property or land yer spaceships in my land, Bubba 'ere will either shoot ya til your bleeding lead or shove [redacted]. We got that clear? Now git!"
- King Jerry II "The Wander" Walters