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by The Office of The First Warden. . 405 reads.

The Grey Wardens - BACK TO BACK GODGAMING VICTORIES

THE NUMBERS ARE IN. THE FACTS DON'T LIE. GREY WARDEN GODGAMING AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH

These past two updates, The Grey Wardens and a sizeable coalition of allied forces have engaged in back-to-back annihilations of the Darkspawn menace. With deployments of 30+ and 40+ defenders respectively between the minor update and the major update, success was continuously found by the valiant Defender Coalition. With a nearly double-digit number of militaries present, including three from the game-created regions, it only becomes further clear that Grey Warden and Defender success is the continuous upward trend and the only right decision is to invest. With the Fall Season of R/D ramping up, and many new tactics within the ever-evolving meta, it only makes sense to place your bets with the fun crew of godgamers who can't stop winning. While you were praying to The Maker, we were training our indomitable mental. While you were writing roleplays on the Regional Message Board, we were mercing Darkspawn in the Deep Roads for the hell of it. While you slept your government recommended 7-9 hours, we stayed up and clicked buttons at unreasonably late hours better than the other guys.

At minor update, it was Blight Wolves of LWU who were felled by our strength, as The Writing Nook was restored to its cozy habitat of literary inspiration. All of the carpet unfortunately had to be replaced, as it's quite difficult to get wolf pee out of an antique rug, but this only speaks to the destructive nature of raiders and why we should fight against them. Over thirty renovators showed up to kick out the squatting wolves, defending yet another region from The Blight that plagues The World. As restoration efforts continue, don't forget to invest in Grey Warden Godgaming so that our allies and ourselves are able to keep up these hefty renovation costs. It ain't easy keeping NS looking pretty!

At major update, there was a would-be usurper who had arrived in Asia. An ursine Darkspawn by the name of Peeps, it led an occupation of the peaceful region, which really can't seem to catch a break in 2020. Seriously Darkspawn, did you guys roll a die and decide Asia was gonna be the overdone target this year? Anywho, this Peeps seemed to wish to be the most dominant bear in Asia. However, we all know that the title of Best Bear belongs to Comrade Karputsk of The FRA, known to many as Ursus or Ursibae. To claim to be a superior bear to the godgaming FRA Old Guard bear himself is such a foolish concept that we could not let it stand. Over forty Karputsk devotees arrived in Asia, to kick Peeps and the rest of his ERN and TBH fanboys out of there, allowing the region to return to its peaceful existence. Once again, The Grey Wardens and our allies demonstrated an immense recruitment and regional coordination to pull off a masterful liberation.


Recap of The Last Two Updates

Regions Liberated:

The Writing Nook
Asia

Wardens Present:

Chamberlain Haku
Commander Altmoras
Commander Benevolent thomas
Commander Roavin
Commander Vincent Drake
Constable Nakari
Lieutenant The United Vex Imperium
Lieutenant Pyrohy
Senior Warden Witchcraft and Sorcery
Warden SwiftyGamer
Warden Melody

Allies Present

FNAFia
anti winx

Acronis
Atlae
Fordo
Mangegneithe
Pelotudo
SirShadow110
Sokala
Vorztovia
Halleyscomet08
Philville2

Numero Capitan

Sweeze
Frenchy

Harmoneia
Jamie
Lansaka
Nequedum
Neop
n-vince
Fauxia
Karputsk
Kyorgia
Frattastan
Libetarian Republics
TheChurchOfSatan

Briny
Islas
United States of Vietnam
Melix
Phoenix

Thatcher Whitehall
48lexR
Glaciosia
Nuevo San Miguel

The Ten-Thousand Islands Treaty Organization

Dyr Nasad


In War, Victory.
In Peace, Vigilance.
In Death, Sacrifice.

The Office of The First Warden

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