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by The Unojoish Rep of Unojoish North Kuril Islands. . 62 reads.

Meet the Uunited Islands

*Multiple Fledgling nations get instantly destroyed by Thermonuclear Bombs*

Uunited Islands: "'IIIIF you need allies, then make them!' Napoleon said that, I think he knows a little more about war than you do pal 'cuz he invented!"
*Uunited Islands pokes one of the new nations*
Uunited Islands:"Then he perfected it so that no nation on the planet could beat him in the game of WAR!"
*Islandic Screaming*
*Uunited Islands charges into battle as multiple forts get blown up. Some enemy savages are holding the line*
The stickmin empire: "Up ahead!"
Uunited Islands: "MAGGOTS!"
*Uunited Islands direct impacts these poor underdeveloped militia-men*
Unojoish null: "PUSH, PUSH!"
The stickmin empire: "Go, go, go!"
*We cut back to Uunited Islands talking to the Fledglings, holding a MOAB and a FOAB*
Uunited Islands: "Then, he used his fight money to buy an AA turret, attracted the attention of both the Allies and the Axis, and destroyed every last one of their planes!"
*cut back to the conquest*
Ipugao: "They've got a turret!"
*Uunited Islands proceeds to pull out a made in Unojoish borneo jet-pack and blasts past the turret, having the jet-pack fly off their back and hit the turret, promptly blowing up the turret and the militia man using it. Some other militia men try to fight back, but they get destroyed by a rail-gun. Finally, their leader, Uvalor, tries to sneak attack Uunited Islands, but they were prepared and smack them in the face with a laser-gun*
Uunited Islands: [Laughs to themself] "And from that day forward, the name for being this figured was called having your bones apart!"
*We cut to the TNA flag with the OG members standing in front of it while "TNA Members!" plays*
Uunited Islands: UNLESS IT'S A SURGERY!"

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