Overview of Mackiland

Mackiland

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The Banana Republic of Mackiland is a nation located in the east of the Earth in case you are looking at it from the left and in the west in case you are looking at it from the right and run by an autocratic leader Vasuka. The nation is just amazing, you must definitely visit.

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Etymology

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In an ancient Mackilandian language "Mack" means "ubiquitous". So the name "Mackiland" means a nation that is everywhere.

Leader

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The current leader of Mackiland is Vasuka. He is the second president of Mackiland and the one who made a lot of changes in the country.

Vasuka was only 22 when he became the president. However, according to the constitution of Mackiland at that time, a person had to be at least 35 years old to become the president. Vasuka managed to bypass that with his craftiness by making a fake ID card that said he was 36 years old. When he became the president he changed that law and turned it into "A person may become the president as long as they pass the test to prove they have an ability to think logically and are politically clever." When his opponents found out he wasn't of legal age to become the president, they sued him, however, he was found not guilty after he proved that the time is relative, the past don't exist anymore so they had to use the modern day laws and according to those laws, he was more than eligible to become the president.

History

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Mackiland was founded on August 20, 2853 by Intelligent Nothing-Doers when they got bored of doing nothing and decided to have some fun. The name of the country is random and was generated by a computer. The Intelligent Nothing-Doers got really busy with all of the nation business and had no time left to come up with the nation name, so they told the computer to generate some random words using letters, then think of some random number, multiply it by 50, subtract 6, divide by 2 and whatever number it'd get, use that numberth word from the generated words as the nation name.

Despite the name being random, an aristocrat Mackiland Makrationi managed to prove without a proof that the nation was founded long ago by his ancestors and he deserved the throne. He said: "Trust my word, why would the King be lying?"

Later the court and the investigation considered Makrationi's words to be complete truth when they found out that the computer which generated the nation's name, was manufactured in the Intelligent Nothing-Doers factory and the "random number" it had to think of was a code word for a number 13, which means the computer would definitely choose the 322nd random word from the random words list. This was proved by the lawyer of Makrationi by saying "how did the Intelligent Nothing-Doers know that division by 2 would give no remainder?"

The Intelligent Nothing-Doers were imprisoned and Mackiland II Makrationi became the King of Mackiland. It turned out that Mackiland was founded long ago, ten years before 2853, by Mackiland I Makrationi, a grandfather of Mackiland II Makrationi.

Makrationis ran the country till 2989. In 2989 using the force and violence, the leader of the nation became the one whose name we can't say. He became the first official president of the country but was a dictator for 4 years. He created the Constitution and all the laws in the country. Then he got bored, resigned and started working as a kindergarten teacher.

The next year of 2993 was a year when so many political parties were formed including Egocentric Hermit which consisted of just one person - Vasuka. He was a sort of a person no one had seen before as a politician: extraordinarily eccentric individual who openly only cared about his own self, however, despite that fact, the things he was talking about touched everyone's heart in the nation. Exactly because of the fact that he was so openly egoist, he was really honest about everything he was saying. Later in that year, he got second place in the most egoist people in the universe. He missed the chance to get the first place only due to the fact of giving colossal number of money to all the media. This was considered as charity which prevented him to be the number one egoist. Vasuka won the presidential election by 95% and became the second president of Mackiland in 2994.

Now in the year of 2998, a lot of candidates are fighting for becoming the president. Vasuka is taking part again, however, he has a very strong opponent called Maktor Maktavish who is only 19 but she seems to make so many people like her. There is a huge debate over who will be the third president of Mackiland.

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