by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

3

DispatchBulletinCampaign

by The Federation of URA World Assembly Affairs. . 57 reads.

URA Recommendation: Vote FOR Repeal "World Assembly Headquarters"


URA World Assembly Recommendation

Repeal "World Assembly Headquarters"
The General Assembly,

Noting that GA#8 was passed by a slim margin many years ago,

Observing that many important global events have befallen the international community since that time,

Aware that many of the staff working inside the World Assembly Headquarters would be better off working from home in this day and age,

Cognizant of the carbon emissions resulting from the semi-regular travel of thousands of delegations to and from a single international headquarters,

Suggesting that decreasing the degree of travel necessary for WA diplomats to do their jobs may well aid in the fight against climate change,

Asserting that there are many other uses for the land on which the World Assembly Headquarters currently resides that would provide far more social good, such as, but not limited to:

  • Free social housing

  • Affordable social housing

  • Extortionate social housing

  • A shopping centre

  • Many pubs

  • The world’s largest brothel

  • Decorative rubble

Conceding that there may be some alternative uses that might provide a net negative to the international community, such as an office for a law firm,

Ignoring this on the grounds that lawyers will likely be dealt with when the revolution comes,

Hereby Repeals GA#8 “World Assembly Headquarters”.

This General Assembly resolution was written by Kavagrad to repeal GAR#008 "World Assembly Headquarters" which was authored by Omigodtheykilledkenny. You can find the drafting thread on the forums here.

The United Regions Alliance recommends that you vote FOR the resolution

This resolution repeals "World Assembly Headquarters," arguing that the land on which the WA Building stands could be used for better purposes. These noble uses include affordable housing, "the world's largest brothel," and other wonderful ideas. The Alliance strongly supports this resolution and agrees with the convincing arguments outlined in the repeal. Furthermore, the URA posits that the destruction of the World Assembly Headquarters and construction of mega malls, mega brothels, and other mega facilities will create countless jobs and untold prosperity for international society.


The following comments were given during discussion on the LinkURA Discord server:

The Sportsbook voting member Davelands wrote,

Davelands wrote:Yes, yes. A thousand times YES!!!

Conch Kingdom voting member Duby wrote,

Duby wrote:The world's largest brothel GA resolution better be next after this.

Lands End voting member TESDAI wrote,

TESDAI wrote:I love this resolution so much

URA WA Affairs Department Head Scalizagasti wrote,

Scalizagasti wrote:

Internal voting results

Turnout: 15/28 members
Weighted turnout: 60.98%


This document was authored by Scalizagasti on behalf of the United Regions Alliance. Please do not reproduce it without permission.

Dalek-empire
Lesser Velutaria
Suvmia
Ktchenia
Gladys and the drowning fish
Bearded Dragones
Duby
Orioni 2
Nordic Royal State
Tevaris
Marlida
ScotlandSerenity
TESDAI
Calamari lands
Oi Barbaroi
Seludong
Alentejo and Algarve
Noble titans
Bayin
Quinceria
Niveusium
Draganisia
United trev
The united provinces of north america
Davelands
Highlock
Tuandle
The Independent States of Allied Forces

RawReport