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by The République Barltave of Barlyy. . 33 reads.

The Brillelund Pamphlet (Callista Parody)

[All Callistans:]
The Brillelund Pamphlet

[Arisyan/Haruhi Japan/Dominioan]
Have you read this?

[Arisyan/Haruhi Japan/Rome]
Our former Prime Minister committed treason in BCK
And he wrote it down right there

[Haruhi Japan]
Highlights!

[Barlyy/Arisyan & Rome]
“The charge against me
Is with a nation that is
Deemed suspicious
For purposes of
Improper speculation
My real crime is using (My real crime using)
Nations such as Brillelund in elections (Nations such as Brillelund in elections)
For a considerable time
While lying to everyone else

[Arisyan/Haruhi/Rome]
Damn!

[Barlyy/Arisyan/Haruhi]
“I used several different nations
Some of which were used as alter egos!”

[Rome]
As alter egos!

[Haruhi Japan]
As alter egos!

[DEEP VOICE]
Damn!

[Barlyy/Arisyan]
“Without any checks in place
Allowing me to lie to everybody in the region”

[Haruhi/Rome]
No…

[Callista]
Boooo!

[Haruhi/Rome]
Have you read this?
[Arisyan]
Well, he’s never gon’ be Prime Minister now

[Haruhi/Rome]
Never gon’ be President now

[Arisyan]
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now

[Haruhi/Rome]
Never gon’ be President now

[Arisyan]
He’s never gon’ be President now

[Haruhi/Rome]
Never gon’ be President now

[Arisyan]
That’s one less thing to worry about

[Arisyan/Haruhi/Rome]
That’s one less thing to worry about!

[Dominioan]
I came as soon as I heard

[Arisyan]
What?!

[Barlyy]
Dominioan—

[Callistans]
All the way from BCK?!
Damn

[Barlyy]
Dominioan, thank God
Someone who understands what I’m
Struggling here to do

[Dominioan]
I’m not here for you

[Callista]
Oooooh!

[Dominioan]
I know my friends like I know my own mind
You will never find people as trusting or as kind
I love my stranger-friends more than anything in this game
I will choose their happiness over mine every time
Put what we had aside
I’m standing at their side
You could never be satisfied
God, I hope you’re satisfied

[Arisyan/Rome/Haruhi & Callistans]
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
Never gon’ be President now
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
Never gon’ be President now
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
That’s one less thing to worry about
Never gon’ be President now
That’s one less thing to worry about
That's one less thing to worry about

[Haruhi/Arisyan, Barlyy & Callistans
Hey! (Well he’s never gon’ be President now)
At least he was honest with our people! (Well he’s never gon’ be President now)
Hey!
At least I was honest with our people!

Well he’s never gon’ be President now
Well he’s never gon’ be President now
Hey! (Well he’s never gon’ be President now)
At least he was honest with our people!
Hey!
At least he was honest with our people!
That’s one less thing to worry about

[Callistans]
That’s one less thing to worry about!
The Brillelund Pamphlet

[Arisyan/Haruhi/Rome]
Have you read this?
You ever see somebody ruin their own carrier?

[Callistans (Except Barlyy and Fhaeng)]
His poor carrier

The République Barltave of Barlyy

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