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The Swanky Young Men

Swanky Young Men



Motto: "No dad I'm not GAY, im just homiesexual."


Location


Population: Always Declining
-Density: N/A


Capital:Birmingham, Alabama
Largest City:Anywhere where the homies be at


Official Language: Latin



National Language: London


Demonym: English Pub's after 10pm

Government:
- President: John F. Durphin
- Vice President: Von Chuck Bartowski
- Speaker of the House: Hakushi Hasegawa
- Chief Justice: N/A


Legislature: The assembly of Swanky Young Men


Land Area: 372km²


Currency:NASA grade Salt and Pepper Shakers


Time Zone:UTC−07:00


Drives on the: Left Side


Ahoy Good Friends, Welcome to our glorious leaders home land, The Most Serene Republic of Swanky Young Men!

After Centuries and centuries of hard labour from our boys working in the fields, we've been able to craft a fine nation of swanky young men who do what they want when they want. After Declaring our independence form New England in 1639 A.D we lead our beaituful nation to its glorious reign as it stands now. With our Booming economy, Abundance of civil rights, and Incredible facilities, The swanky young men is a home to be sure of.

The Swanky Young men has evolved from a series of annexations, unions and separations of constituent countries over several hundred years. The Treaty of Union between the Dark Souls Scholars and the Lego Clock Enthusiasts formed the Kingdom of Swanky Young Men. Its union in 1801, however the Lego Clock Enthusiasts suceded in 1844 leaving the present Most Serene Republic of Swanky Young Men, which formally adopted that name in 1903.

Despite the Countries unethical use of poisoenous gas, nucelar warheads and other biochemical weaponry, Its a largely safe place to live in. It's gained large support from many major countries such as Melancholia which supports our abhorrent use of Biochemical weaponry in the middle east.

Most of the Swanky Young Men has a temperate climate, with generally cool temperatures and plentiful rainfall all year round. The temperature varies with the seasons seldom dropping below 0 °C or rising above 25 °C . Some parts, away from the coast, of upland New California, Birmingham, and Anor Londo, experience a subpolar oceanic climate (Cfc). Higher elevations in Anor Londo experience a continental subarctic climate (Dfc) and the mountains experience a tundra climate (ET).The prevailing wind is from the southwest and bears frequent spells of mild and wet weather from the Atlantic Ocean, although the eastern parts are mostly sheltered from this wind since the majority of the rain falls over the western regions the eastern parts are therefore the driest. Atlantic currents, warmed by the Bozo River, bring mild winters; especially in the west where winters are wet and even more so over high ground.

The Demographic of the nation is largely men around ages 18 - 27, the male to female ratio is around 1:15 (1 woman every 15 men) and male homosexuality is always increasing (though they would never admit it). The ethnicity of the country is largely European, parts of Italy and the United Kingdom, altigh the country does have a very large East-Asian community which dominates the food indsutry in the country.

National Anthem
Quid hisce homies, mea dissing puella?
Cur frontem habent Redditus?
Quid nos semper facere ad haec guys
Quod tam violentum fecit?
Woo-hoo
Sed tu scis me tuum
Woo-hoo
Et scio te esse meum
Woo-hoo
(Et id in omne tempus)
Ooh-wee-hoo aspicio sicut Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
Non curo quid usquam de nobis dicunt
Non curo quod
ne semper timeas, ego semper prope sum
Scio quod opus auxilium
Lingua tua torta est, oculi tui incisi sunt
Custos opus
Woo-hoo
Et tu scis me tuum
Woo-hoo
Et scio te esse meum
Woo-hoo
(Et id in omne tempus)
Ooh-wee-hoo aspicio sicut Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
Non curo quid usquam de nobis dicunt
Non curo quod
Non curo quod
CREPITUS, crepitus, pulsa
Alius magnus bang et tu in area
Oh no! Quid facimus?
Noli nunc quaerere, sed calceamentum perdidi
Non possum currere et calcitrare non possum
Satin' babes, male sentis?
Satin', quid rei est, quid tibi est?
Satin' babes, sentis blue?
Ooh-wee-hoo aspicio sicut Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
Non curo quid usquam de nobis dicunt
Non curo quod
Non curo quod
Non curo quod
Non curo quod

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