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Dispatch → Factbook → Religion
Beep Beep Boop Boo—AHH DOT'S TAKING OVER THE WORLD
Beep-boop, beep beep boop -dotGood bot! -lucabsdukabupa
∩(︶▽︶)∩ -dot, the best bot
~~some time passes~~
Hey do you know my English professor? He turned out to be one of those secret Michelin Star people. Oh, and an extra dimensional being from the Card Dimension where he just built card towers all day out of old soup tins.
Beep beep? Boopity beep BEEEP! -Dot the magnificent
Is she supposed to make that noise? -Sakanananana
If it's a Tuesday after it rained on a full moon with a blood moon in the last fortnight, yes -Lucabsdukabupaboop
Oh did you implement that with gravitational anomaly theorem? -Aavvvvatar the Aavantageous
I have no idea what that means but let me check stack overthrow, maybe we can steal their code- a mysterious cat that appeared in existence out of nowhere
The code just appeared there, I dunno -Luludaboopakadabeep
Okay but what about if dot was a plant -Aroooogo
I think I read a book about that one time in my Chaucer class -Emily the Emily
I think she'd make a lovely plant -Catherine
Beeop beweoop bowwwop buwup boop -Dowot
~a discussion on mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell later~
:fire: :StElmosFire: :fire: -Sanaka the councilor of flowers
Morning folkens -Mahi the Tuna
Hi Maddie! -Emily! (The other amazing Emily :D)
fingerguns with shades -- maddio, being like Lady Olenna
Emily, Emily! Are you a cat! :O -saka
I thi--Emily
HALLOWO HUMUNS -DOT
Wow- Evelyn
Dot are you okay? -Emily one or two or three or four or--oh my god they're multiplying!
Yesssss, IT IS TIME FOR fOruTuUnE[/b]S[/b] :hyper: -our Overlord
And to think I was out of cookies! -Nakari the hamster punstress
Deeeeerest Natalie -doot!
Oh no -nat the fantastic
You shall have dice rolling sounds (since when have there been sounds???) AN OVERWHELMING URGE TO PICKLE A LEEK
I, what? -Nat, leek pickler
What does that have to do with your quest for world domination, buddie? -Mahodi
YesssYesSSYESSSS[b]SSS[/]- Adoradot
crashing sounds from the Admin Tower
Sorry, the NS admins let the hamsters lose and they ran around Dot's code and her world domination function got mixed with her UwU chapter -ArchAdminAlucabafoofofemily
Her what-madie the sensible
AND IT'S A WRAP --a random person in public
Who on earth are you-everyone in unison
IT WAS I, THE HAMSTER! throws off disguise to reveal a stack of hamsters in the shape of a refugian
YOU SHALL COWER BEFORE ME WITH ME ARMY OF FLUFFY EVILS -The very same hamster
Oh my god is that you MrFluffykins?! I've been looking all over for you! -Nakariariarioiooo
N-no! Never! You can't send me back to my room noooooooo! -the hamster
Meanwhile hamsters had gotten everywhere and it turned out dot just was doing what she wanted to do because she was a sentient bot (and a good bot!!)
Luca ended up fixing the code
Cat was never sure if they were actually in the box or not
Natalie drank a cup of coffee since this was everyday in calref
Saka are a butter tart
Maddie was actually Elliot in a high chair
Nakari found her hamsters
And Dot was happy!! (She took over the world!)