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by The Queen Of the Waltz of Feu de Glace. . 76 reads.

Beep Beep Boop Boo—AHH DOT'S TAKING OVER THE WORLD

Beep-boop, beep beep boop -dot

Good bot! -lucabsdukabupa

∩(︶▽︶)∩ -dot, the best bot

~~some time passes~~

Hey do you know my English professor? He turned out to be one of those secret Michelin Star people. Oh, and an extra dimensional being from the Card Dimension where he just built card towers all day out of old soup tins.

Beep beep? Boopity beep BEEEP! -Dot the magnificent

Is she supposed to make that noise? -Sakanananana

If it's a Tuesday after it rained on a full moon with a blood moon in the last fortnight, yes -Lucabsdukabupaboop

Oh did you implement that with gravitational anomaly theorem? -Aavvvvatar the Aavantageous

I have no idea what that means but let me check stack overthrow, maybe we can steal their code- a mysterious cat that appeared in existence out of nowhere

The code just appeared there, I dunno -Luludaboopakadabeep

Okay but what about if dot was a plant -Aroooogo

I think I read a book about that one time in my Chaucer class -Emily the Emily

I think she'd make a lovely plant -Catherine

Beeop beweoop bowwwop buwup boop -Dowot

~a discussion on mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell later~

:fire: :StElmosFire: :fire: -Sanaka the councilor of flowers

Morning folkens -Mahi the Tuna

Hi Maddie! -Emily! (The other amazing Emily :D)

fingerguns with shades -- maddio, being like Lady Olenna

Emily, Emily! Are you a cat! :O -saka

I thi--Emily

HALLOWO HUMUNS -DOT

Wow- Evelyn

Dot are you okay? -Emily one or two or three or four or--oh my god they're multiplying!

Yesssss, IT IS TIME FOR fOruTuUnE[/b]S[/b] :hyper: -our Overlord

And to think I was out of cookies! -Nakari the hamster punstress

Deeeeerest Natalie -doot!

Oh no -nat the fantastic

You shall have dice rolling sounds (since when have there been sounds???) AN OVERWHELMING URGE TO PICKLE A LEEK

I, what? -Nat, leek pickler

What does that have to do with your quest for world domination, buddie? -Mahodi

YesssYesSSYESSSS[b]SSS[/]- Adoradot

crashing sounds from the Admin Tower

Sorry, the NS admins let the hamsters lose and they ran around Dot's code and her world domination function got mixed with her UwU chapter -ArchAdminAlucabafoofofemily

Her what-madie the sensible

AND IT'S A WRAP --a random person in public

Who on earth are you-everyone in unison

IT WAS I, THE HAMSTER! throws off disguise to reveal a stack of hamsters in the shape of a refugian

YOU SHALL COWER BEFORE ME WITH ME ARMY OF FLUFFY EVILS -The very same hamster

Oh my god is that you MrFluffykins?! I've been looking all over for you! -Nakariariarioiooo

N-no! Never! You can't send me back to my room noooooooo! -the hamster

Meanwhile hamsters had gotten everywhere and it turned out dot just was doing what she wanted to do because she was a sentient bot (and a good bot!!)

Luca ended up fixing the code

Cat was never sure if they were actually in the box or not

Natalie drank a cup of coffee since this was everyday in calref

Saka are a butter tart

Maddie was actually Elliot in a high chair

Nakari found her hamsters

And Dot was happy!! (She took over the world!)

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