A very Tubby anniversary - A very tubby order! (April Fools!)

The Tubby Scale

As part of new Lazarene policy, all regional residents will be required to participate in the Tubby Scale.

Lazarus shall now be determined by the philosophy that weight should determine your importance in the region.

Members of the new Lazarene Weight Authority (or LWA) checking for violations

The Tubby scale:

• 75 lbs or below: 0% of the vote - you need to put on more to vote!

• 100 lbs (45.3 kg) - 125 lbs (56.6 kg): 50% of a vote

• 150 lbs (68 kg) -175 lbs (79.3 kg): 75% of a vote

• 200 lbs (90.7 kg) - 225 lbs (102 kg): 100% of a vote

• 250 lbs (113.3 kg) - 275 lbs (124.7 kg): 150% of a vote

• 300 lbs (136 kg) - 325 lbs (147.4 kg): 175% of a vote

• 350 lbs (158.7 kg) - Tubby+: 200% of a vote
  

Whenever votes are held the voting rights shall be determined according to this weight scale.

The annual weigh-in

There will be an annual weigh-in that all Lazarene citizens and residents will have to participate in to be considered loyal to the very tubby order.

The transition period

The transition period will be from April 1st 2023 to May 1st 2023. You have till then to put on enough weight to continue holding the right to vote as a resident in regional polls or to vote as a citizen.

We will be selecting a new First Citizen (Prime Minister) & Herald (Vice-Delegate) during this period as a cat doesn't weigh enough to hold a regional role.

Cheating the scale

Cheaters will be ejected and banned from Lazarus forever for this act of sacrilege by the Lazarene Weight Authority, which shall replace the Council of Lazarene Security. No exceptions will be given.