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Pantso Accepted Into the House of Markanite
In a surprise maneuver earlier this week, Panto's President Rosie Leggings petitioned the House of Markanite for membership. While critics believe this is an attempt at distraction from the government's recent waffling on its drug policy, the President had this to say:"The House of Markanite has a long and storied history. We have a lot to gain from this association, in particular new friendships with other well-respected nations. Since we are already on good terms with The Island Imperium of Markanite, this House seemed a natural choice. We look forward to meeting the other House members, assisting in recruiting new nations, and participating in upcoming competitions for House Cup, House Shield, and House Sceptre."
When asked whether the Republic of Pantso would be permitted to join his House, Markanite had this to say: "Of course you can! Welcome to the house!"
Having passed this grueling battery of tests, Pantso has been inducted to the House of Markanite and taken its place in its hallowed halls. Madame Leggings has vowed to put her best pants on for the swearing-in ceremony.