Cast of Characters

Important Persons in the Republic of Pantso:

Baggy Trousers: Pantso's first and now former President, Baggy Trousers resigned in disgrace after accidentally signing legislation that banned public school. His current whereabouts are unknown.

Gary the Intern: As a young man Gary gained an internship with the AI Research Lab at Pansto University in Denimville. While running a simulation, Gary forgot to check the "For Simulation Only" checkbox. The AI ended up completely taking over Pantso's economy and began what is now considered an economic golden age. Unfortunately for Gary, its first act was to fire him for incompetence and assign him to flipping burgers. Fortunately for Gary, the AI knew more than he thought and this simple assignment kick-started an interest in cooking. Gary is currently taking classes at the Cuisine Research Lab at Pantso University.

Rosie Leggings: Rosie Leggings took over as President after Baggy Trousers' resignation. After overseeing the country's return to Capitalism, her government was recognized for being one of the most honest governments in the world, received the accolades of her peers for her principled stand against WA 663, and arranged for the nation's acceptance into the House of Markanite. In spite of her flip-flopping policies on drugs and astonishingly high tax rates, Madame Leggings seems well-poised for reelection.

Jeanine Cutoffs: The recently appointed Liaison Officer to 10,000 Islands, Ms. Cutoffs has unfortunately been exiled into a small closet-sized "office" with a tiny desk in the basement of the Council of Nine headquarters. Her future looks bright, however, as her first communique has been well received and she is undoubtedly looking forward to her next challenge.