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The Church of the Heavily Armed Coconut: a Warzone Religion
Do you feel empty inside? Does the thought of being sent to the the Rejected Realms fill you with dread? Seems like you need the help of the Church of the Heavily Armed Coconut!What are we?
The Church of the Heavily Armed Coconut is the fastest growing and one true religion of the Warzones. Under the guidance of the Arch B-Sharp Greater canterbury, who himself acts on the will of the Heavily Armed Coconut, we aim to bring peace to all the Warzones through spreading the word of the Coconut.
What are our beliefs?
We believe in the one true deity: the Heavily Armed Coconut. It is said that when the Warzones are in their greatest time of need, the Heavily Armed Coconut shall drop from the sky to defend his chosen people. He sent down the Arch B-Sharp Greater canterbury as his avatar in the world to spread his word, and commands only that coconut milk is drunk every other Thursday.
How can you join us?
There are no hoops to jump through, or even many requirements. Simply be a Warzone resident, and declare yourself to be so. You don’t need to make this public, but if you do, please tag Greater canterbury so he can add you to the members’ list.
Where are our headquarters?
The Holy City of Greater Canterbury, where the Arch B-Sharp resides, is located in Warzone Trinidad. The Church of the Heavily Armed Coconut is the official religion there, so come pay us a visit, and make sure to endorse the delegate!
Do we have any holy sites?
Certainly! In Warzone Trinidad, there is the Holy City of Greater Canterbury, the primary headquarters of the faith. In Warzone Vacation Resort, there is the Blessed Tiki Bar, where one may purchase coconut milk to be drunk straight from the shell. Finally, in Warzone Sandbox, there is the Sandy Beach, where the Coconut first revealed himself to Greater canterbury.
