Thaurbog Air Flight 191 black box recording

Captain: Reached cruising altitude of 36,000 feet
First officer: Finally! That turbulence sucked.
Captain: No clouds in the sky.
*Explosion*
Captain: SH#T
First officer: FU#K
Gpws: Pull up! Pull up!
Captain: AHHHH
*plane disintegrates*
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