War To Grinding Halt!

Our Glorious Nation's war with the vile Alexcandirians has come to a glorious grinding halt along the borders of Alexcandira and Maxtopia's borders. The fifth Maxtopian leader during this war was killed by our glorious National Protectorate forces in a Daring raid on their bunker. Our glorious Leader has also now been filmed executing more than 2 Alexcandirians after their legs were gloriously blown off by a Predator-Mk LXIX landmine. Our great Leader also has been spotted fighting on the frontlines flanked by our great National Protectorate forces, the hand of the Leader itself. Next news at eleven, Diviners of Tzeentch all but crushed underneath the heels of the National Protectorate. Later next news at Twelve, glorious Leader finds time to kiss five babies whilst shooting down Maxtopian military airliner with RPG-20.

-The Ministry of Information
-Praise the God Emperor