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by The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL. . 4,893 reads.

A DECREE!! ON DEAREST LEADER'S MAJESTIC AND INFINITE NAME

ANOTHER DECREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT IS NOW ILLEGAL, BY PUNISHMENT OF OBLITERATING FROM ALL EXISTENCES AND ALL ATOMS THAT MAKE UP YOUR PATHETIC BODIES, TO UTTER OUR MAJESTIC AND TERRIFYING NAME. YOU SHALL NOW REFER TO US ONLY AS "DEAREST LEADER," OR SOME SUITABLE OTHER TITLE, E.G. "THE MOST SUBLIME AND GLORIOUS LEADER IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORIES," "HE WITH THE FEET THAT SMELL OF THE FINEST ROSES AND COLOGNES EVER CREATED," AND SO ON!!!!!

THIS NEW DECREE SHALL BE MONITORED WITHOUT MERCY BY LORD KNIGHT OPPRESSION, AND VIOLATORS WILL WISH THEY HAD NEVER TAKEN THEIR FIRST BREATHS OF AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO TYRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

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