OMG DA WOLD IS ENDINGS

OMG this is teh annual daily Tor'ang Spaces and we does reporting and stuff. Today we's can reports!!!!!! (I does all da ecclametion merks) OMG it is all endings!!! we has news from Stu Pid on the scenes??? (I also does da quistan merks!!!!????) what has say?

"Hello. This. Is. Stu. Pid. Here. And. I. Can. Deffinetly. Say. The. World. Is. Ending. How. Do. I. Know. This? Well. An. Ancient. Tor. "angian. Prophecy. Says. That. The. World. Will. End. On. The. Day. That. The. Day. That. The. Sun. Rises. In. The. West. Instead. Of. The. South. At. Least. Two. (editors note: I like writing notes!!!)Citizens. Have. Reported. Seeing. This. Occurance. Today. We. Will. Now. Talk. To. Mrs. tlk A Lot. Who. Says. She. Saw. This. Occurance. Over. To. You.

"Hello? am I on TV!!! OH MY GOSH IM ON TV!!!! HI EVERYONE!!!! I would like to thank everyone who allowed me to get this far:
lighting and sound: myself
speech writing: myself
being amazing: myself
myself: myself
losing the game: myself
42: myself
Now I would like to give to you a short 20 hour recitation about, you guessed it MYSELF!!!!! So, it all began-"

-CLICK-

That. Was. A. Very. Enlightening. Statement. From. Mrs. tlk A Lot. What. A. Shame. We. Had. To. Cut. It. Short. Anyway. This. Has. Been. Stu. Pid. Reporting. From. The. Scene.

WOWS!!! that was very interstings! i is learning teh muches! also in meantime I has gots report that da sun seems ta be a cilindracel shap, wif markings on dah sid dat say "Property of Tor'ang Government. ZY Missile, type 2B. Now in 7 different colours and flavours! buy one now and get a free keychain! cost: 250,345.24$ made in Tor'ang" I haz no ideas wat dis meanins. PLS TELL MEH!!!! whatch this space for more news!!!!! (editors note: note to self: write more notes)