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by The Democratic Island Federation of Frieden-und Freudenland. . 35 reads.

DISMISSION NOTICE

To the Attention of the General Public.

On account of Professor Jeremy Smith's confession of a liaison with Dr. Pamela Pausch, and considering the recent developments that make both Professor Jeremy Smith and his PhD student Ms. Rebecca Coleman murder suspects; we hereby declare that Professor Jeremy Smith, Dr. Pamela Pausch, and Ms. Rebecca Coleman have been dismissed from their posts at our university.

Anna Eisenbein, President of Worcestershire University

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