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Welcome to the Bar! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, drink even more, drink more than that, get drunk, listen to a pirate tell stories, get served drinks by a Kraken, die a few times, get hit on, get rejected, get rejected again, and get rejected again, talk to Cthulhu in the restroom, spy the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the basement, get shot, get hit, listen to singing, listen to people falling, avoiding the unconscious bodies, and have a good time all around!
“The concept of the 'bar in every region' is meant as an interregional hub for all kind of nations/regions to come together. The region in its manifestation as a bar provides a context where people don't take themselves too seriously, and offers an easy approach to very simple role-playing. I hope it draws people and regions of NationStates closer to each other, especially those which otherwise hardly would meet in the same region, and enables them to have fun, or maybe even fruitful discussions with each other. So, the bar is meant as a common RMB for all nations of nationstates to bring all regions closer together and enable more exchange of culture and opinions between nations from the most distant regions.”
— New Jermany, founder of The Bar on the Corner of Every Region
from What is this bar actually about?
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Role-Play Introduction to the Bar
Welcome Guide for Newcomers to the Bar
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Customer Guidelines for Bar Role-Play
When ordering food and drink, quote Before leaving the Bar, payments for goods and services should be made to "Flo," who is the NPC cashier of the Bar. There is no need to convert your currency. Simply pay "Flo" with your money, receive your change, and exit. The money is not important; the role-play is. When you post on another region's RMB via embassies, remember that you are a guest and that you represent your entire region. The importance of greetings, courtesy, and compatibility should not be understated.
the bartenders or mention their names using nation tags to catch their attention. Some of our employees operate via embassies, so tagging them would be the best way to catch an employee's attention if they are not in the region.
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Any nation that is caught using embassy posting to troll, harass, flame, or disrupt other regions will be ejected and banned to The Rejected Realms, courtesy of Kissinger-Monroe. All such nations will also be awarded with the Kissinger-Monroe BanHammer Award. Any attempt to join the Bar with another nation will be futile, as the posts of all newly-arrived nations will be checked to make sure that they do not pester any region that has an embassy with the Bar.
If your region's RMB is being spammed, trolled, or disrupted by a resident of the Bar, please contact any officer of the Bar with Border Control authority, and the matter will be looked into.
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Ownership and Control of New Jermany
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The Bar's Fare
The Official Menu of the Bar, maintained by Drawkland
Blah's Not-So-"Blah" Vegetarian Menu by Blahlandia
The Kingsman Menu by Beer Master, used with his consent
Bleach Barn Menu by ANJU C V
Exported Culinary Goods from 21st Century Rome by Hisparta
The Great Lucho Bar (Cocktail Menu) by The Great Lucho Bar
Prison Menu (catering services provided by The Bar on The Corner of Every Region) by Mighty Quinn
Pizza Menu by Deep Dish Pizza
Ice Smithing and Poffin Bakery Pricing List by Brigandacia
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Other Products and Services from the Bar
Potions by The Irish Bartender
Cigarros Comunistas by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau
Weapons Available from the Veritable Vending Machine of Death by Pax Nerdvana
The Official List of Employees, Staff, and Regional Officers of the Bar
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Help Wanted: Available Jobs at the Bar
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Employees of the Month, 1st Edition
Employees of the Month, 2nd Edition
Music, Entertainment, and Performances
The Bar's Jukebox, maintained by Lake of Fur
Now Appearing in the Lounge: Don't Be Speciesist
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History of the Bar
Applause, the Originator of the Bar
The Delegates of the Bar on the Corner
Commendation Attempt: SC Forum Thread, Draft by Fabulously Fabulous, and Draft by New Constitution of Lost Earth
Embassy Record of the Bar on the Corner
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The Flag of the Bar
The Bar's Current Flag, created by Fujai (If you ever need a flag made, he's your guy.)
July Flag Contest, organized by Tribaria
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Religions in the Bar
The Seven Basic Tenets Of Satanism by Hannah More
Pizza Was The Greatest Thing God Made by Church of the Pizza Illuminati
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Political Ideologies Present in the Bar
How to Be a Successful Communist by Khanetstan
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Characters of the Bar
The NPC Monsters of the Bar by The Irish Piracy League
The Big, Fat, Grinning Orc from the Bar by TheOrc
James by United Furry Alliance
Lord Castilin by New Constitution of Lost Earth
Haxon and Others by Fabulously Fabulous
Tywysog by The Indivisible Monarchy of Galaxies
Ernesto Duardo by Stringback
The Irish Bartender by The Irish Bartender
Chad Neobro and Friends by Neobeam
The Zombie Penguin: Origins and Occupation by Zombie Penguins
Marilyn Manson, Violet, and Ryan by Marilyn Manson Freaks
Characters from Elysium: I and II by The Immortal Elysium
Sheason Nevada, President of Trimainia and Sheason Nevada of the Bar by New Trimainia
Elijah Graham and Colonel Jon Beluxy Sterrling by ANJU C V
MacDuff's Mind and MacDuff's Vocabulary by MacDuff the Man Eater
Blah by Blahlandia
Mao PingPong by Mao PingPong
Characters in the Vault by Vault 391
Roleplay Character by A Nation of a Nation
The Traveling Bard by A Traveling Bard
Agent Sheason Nevada by Trimainia
The Incomprehensible Being, Titles, and Random Stuff About The Incomprehensible Being by The Incomprehensible Being
The Rise of Kational Socialism by Kitty Hitler
Ambassador Helix by Da-Zo
Tycha by Alwaysdrunk
The Queen by Jal Habar
Queen Neb by Nebula Lake
Characters by The Traveling Wanderer
Poklopac the Gobbo by Poklopac the Gobbo
The Knight Who Says Pickles by The Knight Who Says Pickles
Click by A Tarantula
About the Q Continuum by Q Continuum Kingdom
The Mother Borg Land's Mission by The Mother Borg Land
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Awards of the Bar
*Awards Previously Mentioned Above Are Not Included Here*
Z-Day 5 Awards by Kissinger-Monroe
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Scenes from the Bar
Memories of Shadow by The Immortal Elysium
Memorable Moments by Fabulously Fabulous
Roleplay by The Immortal Elysium
Temp by The Immortal Elysium
Bar Story: Part I by New Trimainia
Bar Story: Part II by New Trimainia
How to Avoid Being Cooked By Cheffy by Qeyt
Funny Communist RMB Posts by Khanetstan
A Letter From Field Marshal Haig by Field Marshal Haig
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Alternate Dimensions Accessible from the Bar
The Library by The Immortal Elysium
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Literature of the Bar
A Collection of Poems from the Bar by Ravendead
Stories from the Bar by Fabulously Fabulous and The Irish Piracy League
Pirates by The Irish Piracy League
Story by The Irish Piracy League
Scroll by The Immortal Elysium
Haiku Submission by Cloreencia
Haxon's Journal by Fabulously Fabulous
Stories, Passages, and Paragraphs by The Immortal Elysium
The Colonel's War Stories by ANJU C V
Haiku by The Indivisible Monarchy of Galaxies
My Sonnet by Qeyt
Short Stories by The Irish Land of the Beare-Mor
Werewolf - Villanelle by Qeyt
The Golden Rule of the Caltropic Lakes by The Caltropic Lakes
Poems by The Irish Bartender
The Seasons - Garland Cinquain by Qeyt
Gsv Kilqvxgrlm Kilglxlo by The Immortal Elysium
Thingy by The Immortal Elysium
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Art of the Bar
Make the Bar Great Again! by The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner
Employee of All the Months by The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner
Mein Flag by Lord Protector of the Land
The Cult of Brocklandia Banners by The Master Chef of the Bar on the Corner
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Business Dealings of the Bar
Sky High Apartments by United Furry Alliance
Bar Contract, signed with Donk Co. © by Neobeam
Cultural Exchange Contract with 21st Century Rome by Kissinger-Monroe
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Great Estheria's Roleplays
The Indivisible Monarchy of Galaxies's Roleplay Forum
The Reckoning, with the OP as The Irish County of the Beare-Mor
Trinity, with the OP as The Indivisible Monarchy of Galaxies
The Disappearances, with the OP as The Indivisible Monarchy of Galaxies
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Miscellaneous
Digital Necronomicon by The Immortal Elysium
❤Microscopic Alcohol❤ by Skully Manson
Official Colors of the Bar by Kissinger-Monroe
The Weekly Weekend Poetry Contest: Weeks 1–40 and Weeks 41–80
The Bar's Cold Unchanging Specials Menu For When There Are No Other Parties With Other Specials Planned, devised and organized by Neobeam
Schedule, devised and organized by DAFT Universe
BOTCOERfest, devised and organized by Kissinger-Monroe
By United Furry Alliance and The Irish Bartender
The Bar currently has a poll series designed to make a fantasy adventure. The votes in the poll determine the outcome of the adventure, and how it progresses.
Avaria Adventure Data, by United Furry Alliance, describes the character stats and world data relevant to the adventure.
The Fantasy Poll Series
Poll Series!!!
Beginning of the End
Darkness Rising
New Day, New Man
Village Pillage
Hike Pike
Journey to the Tourney
Tall Wall Shall Not Fall
Choices Choices
Crossroads
The Inquisitor
Nobody Expects the Inquisition, Part 2
Nobody Expects the Inquisition, Part 3
The Escapists
The Escapists, Part 2
Escapists Finale
The Warden – Boss Fight
Trial of the Warden Continued
Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies
Pile Drive
The results of almost all the polls so far have been compiled by The Irish Piracy League in Adventure Story.
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Other Poll Series from the Bar
Best Response to Our Recruitment Telegram
Best Response to Our Recruitment Telegram, Pt. II
Best Response to Our Recruitment Telegram, Pt. III
Best Response to Our Recruitment Telegram, Pt. IV
Florida Man
Florida Man, Pt. II
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Because the Bar does not participate in the raiding and defending aspects of NS, and also due to the fact that it is primarily a role-play region, the Bar has no military alliances.
Although the Bar has no allies per se, it is affiliated with several regions.
Regions Affiliated With the Bar
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Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner is the Bar's official headquarters where matters of regional importance are publicly discussed among the Bar management. Non-officers and non-employees are also welcomed to provide input at times. The Magic Restroom also functions as a puppet storage region for Bar employees.
Legion of the Cuke is a role-play project of the Bar that aims to produce entertaining military slapstick role-play.
NationStates Guide by Amerion
A Guide to Different Issue Types by Goddess Relief Office
The Complete List of NSCodes by Testlandia
Codes for Macros in Factbooks by Noahs Second Country
NSC's Guide to Coloring Dispatches! by Noahs Second Country
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NationStates Acronyms & Initialisms by Mediobogdum
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What Is Raiding? by Nohbdy
What Is Defending? by Imperial Rivercorps Armada 2nd Fleet
Dear Natives by We Are Not the NSA
So you've been invaded... by Consular
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If you found this dispatch helpful or enjoyable, please upvote it or risk being eaten by Cthulhu. Your funeral.
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