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by Grarrgtopia. . 35 reads.

"BG" NATION TIMES ~ Issue FIN ~


No. 1000
1 GRARRGIUM



FRIDAY JULY 27, 2017

EMPEROR GRARRG CLAIMS THRONE

SYLVENEA CROWNED
ROYAL LOYAL PRINCESS
FREEDOM & ORANGES
FOR EVERYONE

But Grarrg ain't promiscuous.
And if you were suspicious, all that dino dung is fictitious.
Grarrg blows kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what Grarrgs got.
Grarrgalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want Grarrgs treasure so they get their pleasures from Grarrg's photo.
You could see Grarrg, you can't squeeze Grarrg. Grarrg ain't easy, Grarrg ain't sleazy.
Grarrg got reasons why Grarrg tease 'em. Boys just come and go like seasons.
Grarrgalicious (so delicious)

Dysfunctional Council thrown out!
🍊 NOW IS THE GREAT AGE OF ORANGE!!!🍊
Vitamin C declared compulsary!

And many MANY more special articles in our NEW AND FRESH orange scented newpaper!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRG!!

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