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by The Grand Moff of Brutus Tullius. . 85 reads.

History of the Axes Powers


This region has been refounded in memoriam of DarthAwesomeness' glorious reign of five months and four days, a total of one hundred fifty-seven days between March 31st and September 4th.

History
Axes Powers was founded Friday, March 31st 2017 when Darthawesomeness moved from The Region That Has No Big Banks. Shortly thereafter some his friends joined him, and they were promoted as Regional Officers. Around that the time the first N-Day of NS was happening. Darthawesomeness joined in on the fun for as long as it lasted.

On June 5th 2017, the Axes Powers entered an interregional alliance with The War Room, representing a number of allied regions, among them Force and The Iron Order. This alliance dissolved through inactivity.

On Saturday, June 17 2017, one of Darthawesomeness' friends had the bright idea to conduct a raid upon an unsuspecting region named The Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster. Somewhat unusually they succeeded, taking the Delegacy on Sunday with a grand party of two Imperial Troops. The Defender region of the Spear Danes expertly retaliated, booted them, and cleaned up their mess at the next WA Update. Somewhat undeterred they tried again, moving to another region. The Spear Danes were ahead of them, and they gave up shortly thereafter.

From then on the Axes Powers declined until at long last an inactive DarthAwesomeness CTE'd, leaving behind Amerikan Trumpites to care for the region. Finally Amerikan Trumpites decided to refound the region, using the guise of a SWRP (Star Wars Roleplay) subordinate of the RP Darth Awesomeness, named Brutus Tullius. The Grand Moff shall care for his lord's region until the Sith Emperor returns.

Darthawesomeness' only dispatches can be read here in memoriam, retrieved from the Boneyard. Other dispatches were pinned to the region for the occupants' benefit, as one of them was an NS veteran.

Regional Trophies
When the Axes Powers declined, only one nation remained keeping it alive. Nonetheless the Region's collective trophies are thus:

  • Nudest 979th

  • Largest Trout Fishing Sector 2,104th

Messages

Logic puzzles wrote:I just want to let everyone here know that you can post in Logic puzzles via embassy posting if you want. Please look at my proposed solution to the thirteen pills problem on the RMB, give me feedback, help try to figure out if a solution to a similar problem, everything exactly the same except there are fourteen pills, and vote on the polls about what kind of logic puzzle we should tackle next. Talk about the thirteen pills problem while you can because the regional poll will close in less than 40 hours and after that, we'll be focusing on knights and knaves puzzles for the next two weeks unless another option surpasses it in votes before the polls close. Also, feel free to move to Logic puzzles or to send an alt there; members of the region who show great interest in logic puzzles and commitment to promoting them will receive positions in the regional administration!

Geneosha wrote:Refrain from mutant discrimination and we will get along, humans.

Bhigli wrote:We are going to build a big, beautiful wall to keep you muties where you belong!

Geneosha wrote:If such a wall would keep deplorable Bhiglians out of our beautiful nation, so be it! Just don't expect us to pay for it...

The Ascendant Hive wrote:We got guns and more guns; we don't need a wall when we have guns trained on the border!

Purrvale wrote:We don't need a wall because they're stupid.=^·^=

Logic puzzles wrote:(Sung to the tune of "O, du lieber Augustin")

We will build a wall with Mexico, Mexico, Mexico.
We will build a wall with Mexico to keep the rapists out.

We will construct a wall with Mexico, Mexico, Mexico.
We will construct a wall with Mexico to keep the drug lords out.

We will search all trade with Mexico, Mexico, Mexico.
We will search all trade with Mexico to keep the drugs out.

We will end free trade with Mexico, Mexico, Mexico.
We will end free trade with Mexico to keep the jobs in.

Darthawesomeness wrote:For clarification purposes, the Empire of Azaman's ascension to WA delegate is a surprise to be sure... but a welcome one. The Axes Powers is a team effort and the heads of state are always in consistent communication. This changes nothing. Our resolve has never been stronger.

Darths and Droids wrote:Well, whaddya know?

Nova republic of judah wrote:Deus Vult!

Darths and Droids wrote:God punishes? The dice actually control the fates.

Bhigli wrote:Bhigli is magnificent, believe me, we are the greatest nation in the entire world, much less The Axes Powers. I question if the other nations in our region are doing their part. Since Bhigli is absolutely #1 in everything, I will be renegotiating this terrible deal and these other countries will go along. Heck, they'll even pay for it!

Nova republic of judah wrote:God's will!

Darths and Droids wrote:Hey there!

Purrvale wrote:Greetings! =^·^=

West-northwest tablenia wrote:The programme for The War Room's first MILITARY PARADE is here!

Monthly Military Shows & Parades

by West-northwest tablenia

In The War Room, we love to indulge in grand military parades. Here they are:

[box]Parade I – 2/6/17

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- ☠ ☠ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ☗ - - - - - ♦ - - - - - - - - ◘ - - - •••••••••••○•••••••••••••••••• - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- ☠ ☠ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ♞ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - •••••••••••○•••••••••••••••••• - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- ☠ ☠ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ♞ ♛ ♞ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - •••••••••••○•••••••••••••••••• - - - - - - - - - -
- ☠ ☠ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ♞ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - •••••••••••○•••••••••••••••••• - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- ☠ ☠ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ☗ - - - - - ♦ - - - - - - - - ◘ - - - •••••••••••○•••••••••••••••••• - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- ☠ ☠ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - •••••••••••○•••••••••••••••••• - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Key

White=Multinational/regional
Black=The Tablenias (Tablenia, East tablenia, West-northwest tablenia)
Yellow=Mariolio
Red=Germany third reich
Violet=Dridge of breath
Aqua=Renegalle - (representing allied region, Force)
Maroon=Sainace
Green=Facistsstatesofnigeria

✪=Herald
☼=Colour guard (national/regional military colours)
•=Infantry company (80-250 men)
○=Assassin company - (special forces)
■=Tank battalion (58 tanks)
◘=Other armoured vehicles
►=ICBMs
♦=Armed police motorcycle escort
☗=War veterans - (in open-top buses)
♜=Zsd-412 spacecraft - (on lorry)
♞=Cavalry honour guard
♛=Queen of Despotism - (symbolic statue)
☠=Prisoners of war
- -=Road markings

Programme of Events
(WNT Time)

0900 hrs - Stealth bomber drops posters, pamphlets, and programmes to the watching crowd
0930 hrs - The Despot of The Three Tablenias inspects the troops
1000 hrs - Parade begins
1800 hrs - Parade ends with spectacular aerobatics display
1900 hrs - Fireworks across the city
2000 hrs - The Despot of The Three Tablenias holds a reception for important foreign dignitaries

Note: Replays of the parade will be aired on WarVision3 for a week afterwards

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Tags
Communist, Password, Socialist, Imperialist, Small, Totalitarian, Anti-Capitalist, Casual, Isolationist, and Founderless

Population
20 Nations from April 21st to April 30st.

Longest Serving WA Delegate
Azaman: 54 days.

Major Events
2017-09-23 04:23:43 AM EDT—31 days ago: Embassy closed with The Imperial States.
2017-09-05 16:07:30 PM EDT—49 days ago: Embassy closed with Worldwide muggles.
2017-09-04 16:18:52 PM EDT—50 days ago: Regional Founder Darthawesomeness ceased to exist.
2017-07-08 04:11:33 PM EDT—100 days ago: Embassy closed with United nations of the pacific.
2017-07-08 04:11:33 AM EDT—108 days ago: Embassy closed with The royal convetianian alliance.
2017-07-01 16:17:47 PM EDT—115 days ago: Embassy closed with The imperial federation.
2017-06-24 16:19:05 PM EDT—122 days ago: Azaman removed as WA Delegate (reign: 6 days).
2017-06-24 16:08:20 PM EDT—122 days ago: Embassy closed with Logic puzzles.
2017-06-24 16:07:19 PM EDT—122 days ago: Embassy opened with Worldwide muggles.
2017-06-21 04:36:58 AM EDT—125 days ago: Embassy closed with The military nation of the commonwealth.
2017-06-17 16:19:09 PM EDT—129 days ago: Azaman elected WA Delegate.
2017-06-10 16:19:42 PM EDT—136 days ago: Azaman removed as WA Delegate (reign: 54 days).
2017-06-05 16:20:05 PM EDT—141 days ago: Embassy opened with The Order of the Reich.
2017-06-03 04:28:21 AM EDT—143 days ago: Embassy opened with The War Room.
2017-05-24 16:17:16 PM EDT—153 days ago: Embassy closed with The Trump Patriots of America.
2017-05-21 04:24:29 AM EDT—156 days ago: Embassy closed with United Islands.
2017-05-12 04:21:08 AM EDT—165 days ago: Embassy opened with Jar Wattinrae Archives.
2017-04-27 04:28:16 AM EDT—180 days ago: Embassy opened with RGBN.
2017-04-26 04:26:35 AM EDT—181 days ago: Embassy opened with Regionless.
2017-04-26 04:26:34 AM EDT—181 days ago: Embassy opened with Pacific Isles.
2017-04-23 04:28:18 AM EDT—184 days ago: Embassy opened with The Imperial States.
2017-04-21 16:16:24 PM EDT—186 days ago: Embassy opened with The Trump Patriots of America.
2017-04-21 04:27:12 AM EDT—186 days ago: Embassy opened with United Imperial Union.
2017-04-19 04:55:51 AM EDT—188 days ago: Embassy closed with Federation of indepedent nations.
2017-04-17 04:26:11 AM EDT—190 days ago: Azaman elected WA Delegate (ending Darthawesomeness's reign after 15 days).
2017-04-15 04:08:02 AM EDT—192 days ago: Embassy opened with United nations of the pacific.
2017-04-11 04:26:17 AM EDT—196 days ago: Embassy opened with The imperial federation.
2017-04-10 04:26:05 AM EDT—197 days ago: Embassy opened with The military nation of the commonwealth.
2017-04-09 04:12:43 AM EDT—198 days ago: Embassy opened with Logic puzzles.
2017-04-09 04:01:56 AM EDT—198 days ago: Embassy opened with THE TRUMP WARRIORS.
2017-04-08 16:09:10 PM EDT—199 days ago: Embassy opened with The royal convetianian alliance.
2017-04-08 16:03:52 PM EDT—199 days ago: Embassy opened with Homelands.
2017-04-06 16:18:39 PM EDT—201 days ago: Embassy opened with Federation of indepedent nations.
2017-04-06 04:27:20 AM EDT—201 days ago: Embassy opened with United Islands.
2017-04-06 04:27:20 AM EDT—201 days ago: Embassy opened with The Embassy.
2017-04-01 04:37:45 AM EDT—206 days ago: Darthawesomeness elected WA Delegate.
2017-04-01 01:33:08 PM EDT—206 days ago: Region founded by Darthawesomeness.

World Factbook Entries
2017-06-19


Overview
The Axes Powers is a regime of totalitarian governments united under a singular derivative: conquest and domination. Nothing is beyond our reach, total annihilation of all our enemies is only inevitable. Surrender now or your country's people will be subjugated to our rule forever. Endorse Founder Darthawesomeness, or expect imminent nuclear devastation from orbit.

Regional News
  • The region has been password-protected in the event the Founder CTE's. Do not telegram for the password.

  • The Axes Powers has survived the Nuclear Armageddon of March 31st—April 2nd, 2017! Come the next time, we'll dominate!

2017-06-18


Overview
The Axes Powers are a regime of like minded totalitarian governments united under a singular derivative: conquest and domination. Nothing is beyond our reach, total annihilation of all our enemies is only inevitable. Surrender now or your country's people will be subjugated to our rule forever. Endorse Founder Darthawesomeness, or expect imminent nuclear devastation.


Goverment:
Emperor
DarthAwesomeness

Regional News
  • The region has been password-protected in the event the Founder CTE's. Do not telegram for the password.

  • The Axes Powers has survived the Nuclear Armageddon of March 31st—April 2nd, 2017! Come the next time, we'll dominate!

2017-04-14


Overview
The Axes Powers are a regime of like minded totalitarian governments united under a singular derivative: conquest and domination. Nothing is beyond our reach, total annihilation of all our enemies is only inevitable. Surrender now or your country's people will be subjugated to our rule forever. Endorse Founder Darthawesomeness, or expect imminent nuclear devastation.


Goverment:
Emperor
DarthAwesomeness

Regional News
  • The Axes Powers has survived the Nuclear Armageddon of March 31st—April 2nd, 2017! Come the next time, we'll dominate!

2017-04-09


Overview
The Axes Powers are a regime of like minded totalitarian governments united under a singular derivative: conquest and domination. Nothing is beyond our reach, total annihilation of all our enemies is only inevitable. Surrender quietly and your people will be assimilated fairly. Endorse Founder Darthawesomeness, or else.


Goverment:
Founder and Officers:
  • Founder: Darthawesomeness

  • Grand Vizier: Nova republic of judah

  • Processor: Azaman

  • Money Executive: Caledonia and britannia

  • Scribe: Darths and Droids


Regional News
  • The Axes Powers has survived the Nuclear Armageddon of March 31st—April 2nd, 2017! Come the next time, we'll dominate!

2017-04-04


Overview
The Axes Powers are a regime of like minded totalitarian governments united under a singular derivative: conquest and domination. Nothing is beyond our reach, total annihilation of all our enemies is only inevitable. Surrender quietly and your people will be assimilated fairly. Endorse Founder Darthawesomeness, or else.
Regional News
  • The Axes Powers has survived the Nuclear Armageddon of March 31st—April 2nd, 2017! Come the next time, we'll dominate!


Goverment:
Officers and Founder:

2017-04-03


Overview
The Axes Powers are a small collective of totalitarian nations that emulates the unity of the historic Axis Powers, specifically Germany and Japan. Two very different totalitarian cultures united together to conquer the world; that is what we—this Region!—strive to maintain. Please endorse Founder Darthawesomeness to maintain our security.
Regional News
  • The Axes Powers has survived the Nuclear Armageddon of March 31st—April 2nd, 2017! Come the next time, we'll dominate!


Goverment:
Officers and Founder:

2017-04-01


Nuke them all. World domination. The time has come

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