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by The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia. . 46 reads.

An Evening Out for the Tubbius Family -- Maybe

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Treadwellia City News

9 December 2017, Morning Edition

Ebenezer J. Alldale, Reporter

WORD has it from a reliable source inside the royal palace that His Immensity and Her Maternity will be out and about this evening, weather permitting. Watch this writer's space for more information throughout the day if there are sightings amid the snowflakes! Be safe, Treadwellia!

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Treadwellia City News

9 December 2017, Noon Edition

Ebenezer J. Alldale, Reporter

WORD has it that Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius have not left the dining room table yet. The primary dish of the meal is apparently spaghetti, smothered in marinara and meat. A reliable source states that the Royals have each demanded bibs for one another so as to take care of Their clothes and His Immensity's beard.

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Treadwellia City News

9 December 2017, Afternoon Edition

Ebenezer J. Alldale, Reporter

After lunch, His Corpulence and Her Motherhood apparently settled in to the palace hot tub to enjoy Themselves. They also ordered meals there throughout the day. It looks like the odds of Their going out to do much else today are growing slim--a word that doesn't get used much in Treadwellia. Rest assured, faithful readers, that if the Tubbius family does leave the palace tonight, Ebenezer Alldale will be there for photos!

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The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia

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