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by The Femoral Republic of New Legland. . 216 reads.

salvation

[quote=hot_hot_egg;27513988]hey bois im back in town[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;27547023]i like to [b][i]consume bees[/i][/b] instantly[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;27547052]dont actually like that, it wont help you in your quest to eat bees. just go outside and eat those bees, i believe in u[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;28014687]im back yet again

my account keeps dying and i have to revive it every time. but it does come back, you're never rid of me, good luck[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;28014703]Like this post if you like to [b][i]inhale cheddar cheese every wednesday[/i][/b][/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;28021348]hey kids, did you know, dabbing is the dance of satan?
What is dab spelt backwards? Bad! If that isn't enough proof, I promise you, we have more
Dab has three letters
Dabbing has two b's
3 x 2 = 6
b looks like a 6, so we have 2 b's, and a 6!
6bb
look familiar? It should!
666, the number of satan!
You may be wondering why the 6's are disguised as b's, and assume that makes my claim false. Well, here's why that is simply untrue!
Satan disguised himself as a snake, just like the 6's are disguised as a b! They don't want you to grow suspicious, while they feed you their lies, just like Satan in the book of Genesis!

(I made this, it took like... 5 full minutes. Please enjoy the time I spent on one of the dumbest things I have ever done.)[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;28303616]crunch[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;28363886]scratch is hot[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29121368]the egg is back and in buisness[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29323936]Does anyone have a spare toad I can borrow? I lost mine D:[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29361218]So today I just learned there aren't any olives in olive oil and?? Kinda disappointed to be truly honest. I thought I was getting genuine olives in my olive oil but nope. [/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29463708]I am afraid of the MUSHY MAN[/quote]


[quote=hot_hot_egg;29463806]I am afraid of the MUSHY MAN[/quote]


[quote=hot_hot_egg;29464028]I didnt even mean to post "I am afraid of the MUSHY MAN" twice but I guess it was fate[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29476952]I don't like eye contact. It's scary and it reminds me of snails.[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29481228]them. . .[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29482082]The MUSHY MAN has been located. I repeat, this is a code red. The MUSHY MAN has been located![/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29482269][i]the DEVIL HIMSELF has ARRIVED[/i][/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29482328]Hot eggs are INVULNERABLE to the power of Despacito you FIEND

at least do your research if you're gonna attack my entire race, foolish fool. You'll have to try harder than that to vanquish me, Mushy Man[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29482369]OH NO... IT'S THE TRUE MUSHY MAN... I CANNOT STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF THE TRUE MUSHY MAN[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29482418]he knows.[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29482495]they... have arrived.[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29483084]I fear mushy man. The mushy man only holds despacito and lies, but mushy man holds the power of true terror in his mushy hands.[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29488387]fear.[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29488517]the government won't let me say.[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29503746][i]Bees.[/i][/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29545203][i]what is the meaning of [b]mitosis[/b][/i][/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29545314][u]commit mitosis[/u][/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29581468]W O N D E R  P E T S[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;29854927][i]h.[/i][/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;30260208]"hey guys my name is Arnlod with a W"
"wow"

"thatgs fpretty cool"[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;30622862]hh[b]h[/b][/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;30697388]aaa lasnhga[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;30714686]American culture is weird, I like how we wear decorated nooses around our necks as furniture.[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;30729879]Arnlod with a w is coming soon.[/quote]

[quote=hot_hot_egg;30731214]Arnlod with a w is the protagonist in my new anime[/quote]

The Femoral Republic of New Legland

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