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Thousands of armed police uncover the biggest drugs operation in Snoodum.

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The Snudgeskooge’s Palace Herald

16 minutes ago
26/Febuskooge 4041

Thousands of armed police uncover the biggest drugs operation in Snoodum.

Snoodian armed police conducted dawn raids on thousands of houses across Snoodum. The police found tens of thousands of kilos of drugs, thousands of litres of alcohol and thousands of kilos of guns and ammunition.

After the foiled attack yesterday, the government made it easier for police to obtain house searching warrants, the police had all the permission they needed to go in. The massive raid went ahead.

Snudgeskooge’s Palace Police Chief Deerstalker Devrenkov had this to say. “As we have witnessed over the last week, this country is rife with those who wish to harm us. They have all the necessary resources to fulfil their sick and twisted aims due to the state funding of Bovrania. We must be vigilant and take action against these would-be terrorists. If you see anything then report it immediately to an officer of the law or a member of the Snoodian Armed Forces.

In better news, the Snudgeskooge’s Palace police department conducted the raids within hours, seizing the contraband and taking those offending away for treatment. "Our boys have uncovered an operation of incredible size and to those who wish to follow in the footsteps of these fanatics. You will be found and you will be dealt with accordingly. There is no hope for those who land themselves on the wrong side of the law."

Army patrols will be put on the streets along with checkpoints designed to search all persons who walk the streets of Snoodum. These measures are entirely for the people’s safety and no good upstanding citizens need to fear anything. God-Emperor Snudgeskooge gave this statement: "Army and law enforcement are a great pillar for this grand country. They protect us from harm and have our best interests at heart."

Written by Justin Jautin, Editor of The Snudgeskooge’s Palace Herald.

May we civilise the world with an iron fist.


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