Dispatches
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Why can't I get any endorsements anymore?
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Indorsements
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We are Capitalist not Communist
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The Fearless Leader is Exempt
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Cars are Allowed but not in the Cities
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Our Fearless Leader has created a new Constitution.
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Pettlland is an Empire without an Emperor
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DNA testing is Allowed
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Baseball Replaces Wildcatball as the National Sport
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Root Beer Is National Beverage
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December will be proclaimed Krampus Month for 2015.
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Streakers will be Shoot
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National Moldy Cheese Day
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Any adult found participating in the Black Market will be Punished
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Political Freedom is greatest in the World
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Nudity and Political Freedom
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Pettlland and Personal Life
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Military Power
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Nudity and Civil Rights
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National Nude Day of Pettlland