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Z-Day9: Everybody Relax
by Max Barry
Wed, 28 Oct 2020
Some people seem to think there will be a zombie apocalypse around the end of October, with the undead rising from their graves to unleash a global wave of devastation, just because that's what's happened for the last eight years in row.
To these people, I say: Relax! This year, we are fully prepared to contain and control the situation. So I'm pleased to say that there will be no need to panic, close your borders, or anything else. Just keep going about your business.
There is a small chance that you may spot a few isolated zombies here and there. We can't completely rule that out. But if that happens, nobody should throw themselves into disarray over it. Instead, simply phone the international response hotline and we'll take care of it. Simple!
Totally believable Mr. Barry.
*Dons hastily and cheaply made cosplay costume that looks more like a Saturday morning cartoon than an Anime character, only wearing a classic glasses, plastic nose and mustache "disguise" over the costume*
Hey, what's up my fellow weeb- err, I mean, anime friends! I'm just a totally new nation fresh off the boat who just wanted to share my hobby of traditional Chinese (is that where they're from?) anime and mangas and stuff! Oh, and don't worry, I don't watch that English dubbed trash, I'll only watch authentic, high quality, Mongolian English-subtitled animations.
Sygma and Ucc coffee factory
So, are we going for a Cure here, or going to see how many zombies we can massacre? Kawaiians would probably opt for the latter.
I am finally here this year!! I pressed "research" and now I have to wait.
Sygma and Hayao Miyazaki
As a super-Hawaii Pearl Harbor Arime fan, I would just like to through in my two cents and say it'd be nice to *not* force the entire region to go for a cure... for *once*. But hey, I guess popular vote will ultimately decide... or maybe just what the founder/officers end up ordering us to do lol. The house always wins, apparently.
Boo. As far as I can tell there are only the two of us against the zombie hordes. :/
Yeah, feels like im the only one launching cure missiles, by the way, will take those from anyone as well.
Edit: Thanks for all the cure missiles!
Thanks for the missiles!
A quick note: Have a quick look on the activity section for the region. This way you can choose a target that is not actively curing other nations. Also, If you are hit with a cure missile the cooldown timer gets increased but only once. Subsequent cure missiles do not reset the counter each time they hit.
Ok guys and gals. I am about done for a bit. I have been going the route of going after volume. A quick look through whomever has the most zombies and then hitting them until there are about 2.5 billion zombies left. Then the diminishing returns start hitting.
Ok I think I pulled my weight this year lol by nuking for 100mins straight while watching videos. Have a happy Halloween and stay safe!
Sygma and Hayao Miyazaki
Okay, our Holy Anti-Zombie Martial Arts Termination (HAZMAT) teams have gone through the region purifying nations with extreme prejudice (except for you guys researching a cure, we figure you got this). The zombie menace should be down to an easily manageable level.
I saw you just killed everything. Nice.
Oh, its over?
Oops missed Z Day again. Somehow I always manage to miss it. We've still got some Zombie Catgirls in our forests... seems they managed to hide from the extermination teams...
I am proud to announce I own 8 copies of Moehaven season 1 card lmao
Hayao Miyazaki and Ucc coffee factory
Heyo
Marimite and Shomin mirai-nikki
Thefree, Ucc coffee factory, and Yellowjapan
nice nice lmao
lol wow buying your own cards nice nice
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