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Hong kong empire wrote:Where are you on SR?

Yes, right next to you for next update

Lorigia

Hong kong empire

New Jamisonia wrote:Yes, right next to you for next update

Sure.

New Jamisonia and Lorigia

Hong kong empire wrote:Sure.

How are you so big?

Lorigia

New Jamisonia wrote:How are you so big?

HKE used to be a lot bigger.

Lorigia

New Jamisonia wrote:How are you so big?

You Should Have Seen Him Before His First Removal
Friently Used To Be Small Next To Him

New Jamisonia, Lorigia, and East supple lund

Not to worry

Aerilia is here!!!

Aerilia wrote:Not to worry

Aerilia is here!!!

Yay!

We just asked for the check! :D

*slides check to you*

Zvroniy wrote:Kes'monij, nerd.

Bruh

Lorigia

Aerilia wrote:Please worry!

Aerilia is here!!!

Fixed it jkjkjjk plsnokill
Henlo

Aerilia and Lorigia

The Austro Germanic Union wrote:Fixed it jkjkjjk plsnokill
Henlo

*Arabic Neko Noise, Sounds Like A Greeting*

Lorigia

Zazumo wrote:Yay!

We just asked for the check! :D

*slides check to you*

*looks at the check*

Oh... :(

How did you spend so much?

Ok so here's the plan, we set off the fire alarms and run away?

Aerilia wrote:*looks at the check*

Oh... :(

How did you spend so much?

Ok so here's the plan, we set off the fire alarms and run away?

We're celebrating so I ordered a lot of champagne. So... You pull the fire alarm. I'll stand by the door to trip everyone.

Zazumo wrote:We're celebrating so I ordered a lot of champagne. So... You pull the fire alarm. I'll stand by the door to trip everyone.

Great idea!

Wait...pull the fire alarm? Oh I thought you said start a fire...

Aerilia wrote:Great idea!

Wait...pull the fire alarm? Oh I thought you said start a fire...

Welp it doesn't matter now. Hold on I have the insurance company on speed dial.

*sigh*

Zazumo wrote:Welp it doesn't matter now. Hold on I have the insurance company on speed dial.

*sigh*

Speed dial? Wow you must ring them a lot?

Hopefully this place is covered, they are going to get so many fines once the police discover that the restaurant is just a front.

The angle of chairty

Necerierra wrote:

"So sorry Lala, I slept through my alarm. Jet lag is insane", heard that Lala pouted. "Where would you like to go first Lala? I can't decide. They all look so good, but perhaps something to eat would be nice." Lala pouted MOAR. "Lady Araika, you are late to this meeting, despite your promise to me yesterday. Yet you decided to ask me to take the lead for something we do? This is our first date for fuc~" Uh Oh, it seemed that Lady Lala Liftoke uttered a humiliating word...at least to herself. Her face red from the shameful voice of her, WHY. DID. I. SAY. THAT. WHAT. IS. WRONG. WITH. ME. thought herself as she hit her head with her palm multiple time.

After that, Lala took her hood on, attempting to cover her ethnicity, "Nevermind...Let's go." she said it quietly as she didn't want The Kitsune Lady to hear Lala's shaky voice out of embarrassment. The Food Area of the mall is located on the Upper Floor, at the end of the mall, so they have to walk quite a bit. Lady Lala thought of how in the hell she uttered that word...date. Is this...Is this what I think of this meeting? A...date? No...No It couldn't be possibly true! I...I am into males! She had to utter 'I am fine, I am fine' multiple times to calm herself down, not wanting to look at Araika as Lala feared Araika will see her red face...

Entered the Food Area of the mall, it offered a diverse of restaurants aimed at the multiple ethnicities in Nordlando. From Normal Fast-Food Restaurants that served burgers and fried chicken, into a much more...weirder restaurant that offered...catnip...and...Neko Essence Juice? Lala doesn't want to find out about the ingredients. Anyway, the restaurants that Lala took on interest is either Nokia Nokia Bento; some sort of Nekoese Restaurant that served a diverse set of fishes and other seafood, which also served Vodka as the sauce, or PizzaButt; The Logo of the restaurant is...suggestive...to say the least, and knowing Araika, Lala knew that they wouldn't be allowed to go there.

And that is why Lala wanted to make Araika took the initiative, "Lady Araika, lets go to PizzaButt, I heard that they served Pineapple on Pizza!" Lala can't help but showed a glimpse of prankish looks...

Well, I didn't expect this. Is all that Araika could think. The strange neko had certainly odd taste in food. Despite her best efforts, she felt slightly repulsed by the name, swallowing, she nods to Lala. "Yes of course. Are you sure you want to go there though? The name sounds seedy, and I'm not sure if you would want to go there for a date. Aren't there any cafes around?"

She smiles nervously; I didn't expect this to be a date, is this a trick? Surely a girl like her wouldn't just jump into that word without prior feelings... "Are you sure we haven't met before?"

Aerilia wrote:Speed dial? Wow you must ring them a lot?

Hopefully this place is covered, they are going to get so many fines once the police discover that the restaurant is just a front.

It's time for the annual cleansing anyway.

Hopefully our sacrifice brings back Democatic Donkeys:(

YAY it's party time!!!

Who's turn was it to bring the cake?

Aerilia wrote:YAY it's party time!!!

Who's turn was it to bring the cake?

I have banana bread I baked today. But I don't wanna share.

Zazumo wrote:It's time for the annual cleansing anyway.

Hopefully our sacrifice brings back Democatic Donkeys:(

Or what about Chervil?

Zazumo wrote:I have banana bread I baked today. But I don't wanna share.

Yum Banana bread...

You do know that not sharing you'll be in violation of rule 5.6.2 of the TNP consumer law?

*holds out a plate*

Aerilia wrote:Or what about Chervil?

Yum Banana bread...

You do know that not sharing you'll be in violation of rule 5.6.2 of the TNP consumer law?

*holds out a plate*

Fine you can have my memorial banana bread. It's baked with the souls of CTE nations.

It's haunted anyway. O.o

Zazumo wrote:Fine you can have my memorial banana bread. It's baked with the souls of CTE nations.

It's haunted anyway. O.o

Baked with the souls of CTE nations?

That sounds awesome, I'll have to find a old castle to eat it in...

Zazumo wrote:Fine you can have my memorial banana bread. It's baked with the souls of CTE nations.

It's haunted anyway. O.o

Dab

Zazumo and Lorigia

Aerilia wrote:Baked with the souls of CTE nations?

That sounds awesome, I'll have to find a old castle to eat it in...

Who's your real estate agent? I can recommended someone . Make sure you buy your castle to scale. You'll have to be very specific.

Xyree wrote:

Kagishikura sprawled under a bright patchwork sky, causing the sickly colors of its thousand towers and bridges to almost glow. Its single airport, if the shack near a long broken road could be called that, lay near a cliff, the end of the runway projecting off over the black rocks. A long way down, if the unlucky pilot missed his landing. Aircraft wreckage sat in a pile on the edge of the city, infested with the false citizens of the witch's realm.

Bara gripped at his Impaler rifle with clear unease, watching the witch's dolls dance and play in stilted motion along the sides of the runway. Their sickly giggling filled the air, mixed with the stale smell of the cursed city. Five other soldiers stood with him, similarly nervous, scanning the skies with squinted eyes to look for their arriving guests. The clammy fingers of the witch's dolls slid along his skin, as they laughed mockingly at the slaves of the witch.

There it was, flying low over the city to avoid the high gusts of the gestalt field. It swerved around the endless bridges and skyscrapers of Kagishikura, around rusted artillery the size of mountains and dollhouses bloated to the scale of city blocks. Gestalt sprites played on its wings, their formless bodies shifting like mist, nothing but a leering smile staying constant. The airport running lights flood the scene in red, guiding the machine down, which alights with a bump onto the cracked asphalt.

He was speechless. A huge pale white craft that moved faster than any bird, and larger than a house. It appeared the outsiders had magic of their own.

“Well then.” Mutters the captain of the unit, a tall dark haired fairy named Erishkagel. She straightened her hat and walked towards the craft. “Let’s go greet our queen’s guests.”

The witch’s dolls swarm around the aircraft, laughing as they clamber onto the wings and leering through the windows with staring, dead eyes. For his part, Bara stood still, watching as the aluminum door slid open and the Emperor stepped out.

They bowed to the incoming royalty, as the Queen’s speakers had instructed. Erishkagel sweeps her hand about the nightmarish hellscape, and states; “I hope you enjoyed your trip. The foolish queen awaits you in her palace, and we shall be your guards. I assure you Emperor, the witch’s servants delight in your presence, your safety is absolutely guaranteed!”

The thrall mark on her neck writhed with each word, as the witch’s minions giggle in morbid delight.

“Visitors are a rarity here.” She added as an afterthought.

Arthur gets out of the plane, watching the unsettling dolls around him. He adjusts his tie and starts walking down the ladders. At the bottom, he spots five soldiers, seemingly human. “Thank god, actual people” he thinks to himself. Behind him, Udo Dragonbrook, his right hand man, gets down of the plane, followed by the 300 Imperial Guards. Each of them carried IMBEL IA2 rifles and boasted pale metallic armor. The protection covered the whole body, made with the Taluminum metal which GSP home brewed. They also carried a shield, made of a same material, on the free arm they had.

As Arthur reaches the last step, the soldiers bow, with one of them speaking. He replies; “Thank you for coming help us, it is very much appreciated! Yes, the trip was quite good, but the turbulence was rather strong when we approached the country.” He stated, looking at the lifeless dolls. Remembering the briefing, he faced the soldiers once more “I can imagine why visitors are a rarity” he says, jokingly “Now let us head to the queen’s palace. Let’s hope no guns shall be pointed, a war of alliances is truly devastating.” He finished.

The soldiers of the Imperial Guard, though hiding in their armor, were visibly shaken, as was Udo. The sky they faced was horrifying enough, and now seeing everything up close was enough to send the most elite soldiers of the Soviet-Paulistian Union running home. Each and every one of the knights thought to themselves, even if they wanted to deny it, that this Non-Aggression Pact was essential, because fighting a war in this landscape would be simply undoable

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