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Elite leomonade wrote:

Yo! What UP?
:D

Welcome

Elite leomonade wrote:

If its alright with you guys Im just gonna stay here for the time being

Sure, welcome aboard Paplem.

Hircine wolf wrote:

Is there some sort of ceremony i must undergo to convert?

Nope, just be loyal to the crown is all we ask.

The Communist Pacific nough said

Hircine wolf wrote:

Aye sir.

Actually you have to send me 1000 real USD before the conversion is complete

Tesfff wrote:

The only joke is communism as a whole

Communism is already such a joke that we didn't even have to emphasize on it.

Tesfff wrote:

something can be so stupid it becomes funny

True. Very, very true.
*claps hands*

Hircine wolf wrote:

Does anyone here know who Hircine is?

Elder Scrolls

Communism a possible goal? Only in the dreams of idealists.

Hircine wolf wrote:

Is there some sort of ceremony i must undergo to convert?

Wolfism? No.

Pax Septem? Depends on which denomination you convert to. If for example you convert to the Soleilism (the official faith of Lyrannia), there is a ceremony held on the summer solstice in which hopeful converts swear an oath to Lyr (those below sixteen cannot take the oath, but are still considered followers if either of their parents have).

If you convert to the denomination that recognises Draken as the first among the gods however, the ceremony for new converts would involve a Seer bestowing a name and an amulet (usually an pendant, though rings are not uncommon either) onto the convert.

The other ceremonies for conversion, listed according to the strength of the denomination are:

Having the convert plant the seed of a tree.

Washing the face of the convert with saltwater/seawater.

Having the convert write his name down in a book with an ornate bronze cover.

Having the convert water the earth with no less then fourteen drops of his/her own blood.

Nothing, except to love your own family and life, for death is wed to life as light is to darkness and knows the pain of a broken family.

Alpha wolf wrote:

Ephiny has moved up from Princess to Queen. Long live the Queen.

*kneels and swears fidelity and allegiance to the Emperor*

Apostate wrote:

Queen Ephiny, the Wise!

Thank You, my King.

Elite leomonade wrote:

the world is worth 2.0050125e+13 big macs

No math in the rmb please its triggering flashbacks

Aaraksburg wrote:

rubs hands together sinisterly

The Berlin Blockade started the Cold War. How far do you agree? Explain your answer.

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP81-01043R002100180004-1.pdf

Elite leomonade wrote:

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP81-01043R002100180004-1.pdf

Invigilator: slaps phone out of hand

Tesfff wrote:

Actually you have to send me 1000 real USD before the conversion is complete

Then, in order for the Great Priest to absolve you of your heinous sins, you must pay him an indulgence. Which comes at the cheap price of 6 Starstones/60 Sunstones/600 Moonstones/6,000 Forgestones/4200 USD/5754 SGD

(yes, 1 Moonstone = 7 USD)

Der herr wolf wrote:

I am converting to Wolfism. I like the idea of it.

When you have seven times the gods and a whole horde of local spirits and yet they still go for the monotheistic religion.