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Begul wrote:

Heya I'm interested in a governmental position- if theres any open. I used to be the Regional Officer of a region called Kartokistan.

I am going to look at what office positions there should be and their roles. I am working on the Regional Constitution of Eientei Gensokyo, with the early WIP in my dispatches.

Tostandia wrote:

I am going to look at what office positions there should be and their roles. I am working on the Regional Constitution of Eientei Gensokyo, with the early WIP in my dispatches.

Mmk thanks

Kanna Kamui wrote:

This is the only time I’ll ever break character.

Dude, they announced Minecraft Steve for smash, this is hilarious.

Maining Minecraft Steve. Don’t care.

The armada of refuge wrote:

You could try it for the meme. I've never done it, as I always go for the full-scale invasion and subsequent imperializing.

Nukes are quite expensive though. People? People are replaceable.

Loneia wrote:

Aren't people easier to make than nukes?

We make them quite a lot, they simply don't live that long. Tostandian average lifespan is currently at 26 years...

Hikxx wrote:

Do you want to expand their gens qualities so they can... You know live much longer?

It's more the lack of health care, harsh working environments and healthy dose of warfare, but that's just part of the package. Actually, we're on our way again to eradicate Old age.

Hikxx wrote:

I see but if you change your mind on healthcare or genetics, you know who to find. And uh any news about Ibrahim? You have not give me the remnants after the whole feast a couple days ago...

Oh right... uh, we can give our sewer waste? Not sure if it's helpful...

Hikxx wrote:

*seeing you with an almost palm face reaction*
Right....

Ah! Glad! We needed somewhere to dump... er... I mean, we needed someone to research our waste water! It's already being loaded up in our 100% Space... uh... not sure what they are called any more, they do look like ICBM's but bigger or something. Anyway! It's all loaded up and headed for space! All we need is some coordinates of your ships and will send them right into the- no, wait, right next to them! I hope...

Hikxx wrote:

How about just wait there with those... Payload... Until I come over?

Ah... that would be a problem... er, due to a miscommunication they have already lift off... currently heading for a stable orbit around earth. Oh! Hold on, getting an urgent call again.

Hikxx wrote:

How about just wait there with those... Payload... Until I come over?

Good news! it seems that most of them have reached outer space!

Unfortunately one seems to have landed, no wait, violently crashed and exploded in a neighbouring country. Sadly our intelligence infrastructure is underfunded, and the employees are on strike, refusing to give out information until we give them a pay raise, increased funding and some other nonsense. They have barricaded their stations and are pointing guns at every bypassing Tostandian. Since funding is never going to happen, we just gained another fortified location in case of invasion!

I wonder where it crashed...

Grimmechania wrote:

*the Grimmechanian diplomat arrives* Hey guys, I would like to introduce you to Atakan, my new dough-based börek friend... w-why are you looking at me like that? Did I say something wrong?

After all that mess I am quite peckish...

Tostandia wrote:

Ah... that would be a problem... er, due to a miscommunication they have already lift off... currently heading for a stable orbit around earth. Oh! Hold on, getting an urgent call again.

*Face palm* Shouldn't told you to abort earlier....